Sarcasm is a sin

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JesusIsAll

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#361
Sirk said:
I am The Sirk and it is you, who are arrogant and lack humility. Do you know who I am? Apparently you do not. The other here do and I will allow them to inform you of my great authority.

SILENCE!
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No! This one must not be silent, rather taught to perform the "Hail Sirk."
 
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Sirk

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#363
#363
JesusIsAll said:
No! This one must not be silent, rather taught to perform the "Hail Sirk."
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How dare thee tell me NO! I have never been told no in my life! Even in basic training they did what I commanded them.
 
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Sirk

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#365
#365
All teaching is heretical save for what I give thee. Gather round my precious dirty faced insolent children and learn.


SILENCE! The Sirk has Spoken
 
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Sirk

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#367
#367
Sirk said:
All teaching is heretical save for what I give thee. Gather round my precious dirty faced insolent children and learn.


SILENCE! The Sirk has Spoken
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PS....where'd that one dude go that called me arrogant and lacking in humility?
 
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JesusIsAll

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Sirk said:
How dare thee tell me NO! I have never been told no in my life! Even in basic training they did what I commanded them.
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Could have prescribed some Hail Sirks to that one... just sayin'... but The Sirk is infallible.
 
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Sirk

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JesusIsAll said:
Could have prescribed some Hail Sirks to that one... just sayin'... but The Sirk is infallible.
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SILENCE! The Sirk has spoken on the matter and it is heretofore....closed.
 
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JesusIsAll

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#372
#372
Sirk said:
PS....where'd that one dude go that called me arrogant and lacking in humility?
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But this proves all! You have been made a martyr, for your perfection.
 
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Sirk

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#373
#373
JesusIsAll said:
Ha! False prophetess then, by your own admission! Wretched sinner. There are none clean, but The Sirk!
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I would say thank you JIA...but the salvation thou doest partake in thanks to me..... will be thank you enough I suppose.
 
blue_ladybug

blue_ladybug

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#374
Sirk said:
All teaching is heretical save for what I give thee. Gather round my precious dirty faced insolent children and learn.


SILENCE! The Sirk has Spoken
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Oh shut up, thou unwise ruler! Venom spews forth from you like poison! Sit and be silent! Learn from those of us who are wiser than you, especially harken to the words of the royal Blue one. She is wise beyond her years, and it would benefit you greatly to obey when she says, "SILENCE!! The Blue one has spoken, and it shall be written on tablets of stone, that the liar who calls himself The Sirk, shall be imprisoned and tortured for his crimes against the good people of this land." Now go and do no more evil in the sight of thy evil god, sarcasm. :cool:
 
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JesusIsAll

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#375
Sirk said:
I would say thank you JIA...but the salvation thou doest partake in thanks to me..... will be thank you enough I suppose.
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In silence I will meditate over and count my Sirk beads, effendi...
 
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Sirk

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#376
#376
The Sirk is being summoned by his high priestess...to go run sound at the preschool graduation. He might be available on His handheld device for further instruction.
 
SarahM777

SarahM777

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Sirk said:
The Sirk is being summoned by his high priestess...to go run sound at the preschool graduation. He might be available on His handheld device for further instruction.
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Like this perhaps? :confused:

 
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