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cmarieh

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1joseph said:
Now we know how you got that summer job at the school.;)
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Well.....Its not exactly a summer job, although I just put in an application for a summer job and I am hoping it will work out. I think the job you are referring to is the Work Study where I work in the business, writing, and art departments. Although, I think that is how I will find a husband is by finding a way to his heart through his stomach.
 
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LittleBit1987

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Dannnng... Whatever you all do. DO NOT go to the "suggestions" thread... Some idiot is a troll and getting BLB all worked up... "Suggestions to Mr RoboOp" wow.... I'm shocked that dude thinks anyone is paying any attention to him..
 
kodiak

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seoulsearch said:
Kodi, I may have you beat as far as self-injury goes. I'm pretty clutz-prone myself... (posted this in Streams but wanted to share here too.)

Ok, here's something crazy stupid and oh so typical of me!!!

I was trying to make a recipe tonight for "zoodles" (zucchini noodles) and so I was peeling away at zucchini with a serrated vegetable peeler... and happened to slice into the side of my finger. The gash is deep enough that you can see about 4 parallel peeled slices into my flesh and it looks like I'm growing gills out of the top of my hand! ARGH!!!! I have to cover it with a band-aid just because the sight of it is making me a little woozy.

The most insane thing is that I use a box cutter EVERY SINGLE DAY at work and haven't cut myself in a few weeks (that might be a record) and yet I come home and maim myself with a vegetable peeler.

Or... it might just mean that vegetables are dangerous.

I think I would have been better off if I had tried to fry myself a burger. I'm thinking one of the requirements I'll need in a significant other is a part-time nurse.
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lol, Sounds like something I would do....I have a scar from one time when you could see the bone on my knuckle, from falling off an inflatable obstacle course :eek:.....then I ended up trying to catch a falling knife...that didn't end well...
 
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LittleBit1987 said:
Dannnng... Whatever you all do. DO NOT go to the "suggestions" thread... Some idiot is a troll and getting BLB all worked up... "Suggestions to Mr RoboOp" wow.... I'm shocked that dude thinks anyone is paying any attention to him..
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You read that one too? :p

Probably not for long.
 
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cmarieh

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kodiak said:
lol, Sounds like something I would do....I have a scar from one time when you could see the bone on my knuckle, from falling off an inflatable obstacle course :eek:.....then I ended up trying to catch a falling knife...that didn't end well...
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Let me guess....The knife won:)
 
kodiak

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cmarieh said:
Let me guess....The knife won:)
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actually I only ended up with a small cut I believe, but it was bloody and I had to throw out what I was cooking....I also cut myself on a can opener before....I don't know how that is possible though lol
 
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LittleBit1987

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cmarieh said:
Well, at least he caught himself a mouse. Lol
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LOL... gotta admit... I literally Laughed OUT Loud when I read that... lol another good one C!

Hey!! thats my new nickname for you on here..."C". ;)
 
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LittleBit1987

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kodiak said:
actually I only ended up with a small cut I believe, but it was bloody and I had to throw out what I was cooking....I also cut myself on a can opener before....I don't know how that is possible though lol
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I kept dropping things today... dunno what my deal was.... :-/
 
kodiak

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LittleBit1987 said:
Dannnng... Whatever you all do. DO NOT go to the "suggestions" thread... Some idiot is a troll and getting BLB all worked up... "Suggestions to Mr RoboOp" wow.... I'm shocked that dude thinks anyone is paying any attention to him..
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lol, just bury trolls in the love of Christ.
 
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cmarieh

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LittleBit1987 said:
LOL... gotta admit... I literally Laughed OUT Loud when I read that... lol another good one C!

Hey!! thats my new nickname for you on here..."C". ;)
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What can I say? I got my sense of humor from my dad. Anyway, I was out at a restaurant a week ago and I told the waitress that and she thought it was hilarious. That pic reminded me of that
 
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LittleBit1987

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kodiak said:
I will guess....You are what you eat and you ate a butterfingers....:p
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Har, Har Kody.... but no i dont eat those candy bars... It's either TWIX or snickers!

That's it!!! .. OH and gotta have some cake and some ice cream... or BOTH!! ;)
 
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