Sarcasm is a sin

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Sirk

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Shannon50 said:
AND perhaps sometimes it's safe to (hide behind) sarcasm???? (*** bowing low and backing away slowly***)
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The Sirk is able to see a persons heart and the Sirk determines that your heart is.......good.

Now Silence! The Sirk has spoken.
 
Shannon50

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(**the Sirk should realize that though the heart is ....good, Shannon didn't actually bow low or back away.... sorry***)
 
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Rosesrock

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Sirk said:
The Sirk is able to see a persons heart and the Sirk determines that your heart is.......good.

Now Silence! The Sirk has spoken.
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Mint?......
 
Shannon50

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Sirk said:
The Sirk is able to see a persons heart and the Sirk determines that your heart is.......good.

Now Silence! The Sirk has spoken.
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AND technically, since I'm typing, I am silent. And technically, since you are typing too, you haven't spoken either. And technically, if you are speaking the words as you are typing them (with authority), I would be concerned.
 
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Sirk

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Shannon50 said:
(**the Sirk should realize that though the heart is ....good, Shannon didn't actually bow low or back away.... sorry***)
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Thank you for referring to The Sirk as The Sirk. You will be rewarded at some future date for your good works toward The Sirk.
 
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Rosesrock

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Sirk said:
It is highly sinful to refer to The Sirk as...dude

you must repent of your transgression.
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Dude, I'm terribly sorry. It's a term of endearment. Promise
 
dcontroversal

dcontroversal

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Oh great Sirketh von wisdom giver......let your voiceth be heardeth and letteth the proverbeths rolleth off of thy lippeth...HAHAH funny!
 
Blain

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I challenge the sirk for authority, when I win you will all say the Blain anyone who says the sirk including the sirk will be thrown into the lions den:b
 
Shannon50

Shannon50

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Sirk said:
Thank you for referring to The Sirk as The Sirk. You will be rewarded at some future date for your good works toward The Sirk.
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As long as you reward me with money. I like the coloured paper kind, thank-you.
 
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Rosesrock

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dcontroversal said:
Oh great Sirketh von wisdom giver......let your voiceth be heardeth and letteth the proverbeths rolleth off of thy lippeth...HAHAH funny!
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Ok you get points cause i had to read that twice
 
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Sirk

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The Sirk invented brevity. It is one of His many inventions. Did you notice how the The Sirk capitalizes words that give reference to Him....like the last Him in the previous sentence. Also notice how The Sirk doesn't use question marks....cuz He already knows the answers.
 
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Rosesrock

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Sirk said:
The Sirk invented brevity. It is one of His many inventions. Did you notice how the The Sirk capitalizes words that give reference to Him....like the last Him in the previous sentence. Also notice how The Sirk doesn't use question marks....cuz He already knows the answers.
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You're gonna break out a darth vader helmet soon, i know it
 
SarahM777

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Sirk said:
The Sirk invented brevity. It is one of His many inventions. Did you notice how the The Sirk capitalizes words that give reference to Him....like the last Him in the previous sentence. Also notice how The Sirk doesn't use question marks....cuz He already knows the answers.
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What's the square root of PI? :p
 
Blain

Blain

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Sirk said:
The Sirk invented brevity. It is one of His many inventions. Did you notice how the The Sirk capitalizes words that give reference to Him....like the last Him in the previous sentence. Also notice how The Sirk doesn't use question marks....cuz He already knows the answers.
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Silence! The Blain is far superior because........ Just do as I command!
 
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Sirk

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SarahM777 said:
What's the square root of PI? :p
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Seriously! You waste The Sirks time like this when you have a calculator on your phone? The Sirk is disgruntled with you.
 
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