Better watch mops. They look humble on the floor, but God raises up the humble. You should know this Sirk. If you are really a spiritual leader...
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cmarieh
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Where does the broom fit into all this?
I know my favorite and I even gave it a little nickname, Dusty
Well, the broom and mop both easily see that speck of dust in Sirk's eyes. Which he has not noticed.
They are trained to do this.
They are trained to do this.
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cmarieh
Guest
YET, that is
. However, me and Dusty have a great time together getting down cobwebs and sweeping up crumbs and dust off our hardwood floors.
. However, me and Dusty have a great time together getting down cobwebs and sweeping up crumbs and dust off our hardwood floors.
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Sirk
Guest
Who wants to be shown they are wrong today. Who is brave enough to have the Sirk hold up the mirror of truth to them on this day?
Oh great Sirk-eth Von Klaus Berg...what words of wisdom do you impart unto us on this day-eth oh great Grass Hopper of partial truth.......
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Viligant_Warrior
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Better people than you have tried today, bro. Funy, though, no one wants to do anything but name-call and post falsehoods. Interesting ...
I take it back. They aren't "better than you." They can't carry your shirt tail (I'm assuming you don't have a train).
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Sirk
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atwhatcost
Guest
Bad news. You don't lose it. I'm chalk full of Morrowind knowledge. And given you're young enough you might not even know what Morrowind was, it was the forerunner of Skyrim. Seriously, if you ever want to know where to find a muckrake or the only cave on the island where you can find the ingredient humanflesh, I can still tell you.Before my 3ds broke I used to be addicted to battling ppl online now i am a pokemon encyclopedia with no way to put my knowledge to use
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atwhatcost
Guest
Just in case you ever run into a pokewomon? (Is Blaine going to kick me for that remark? lol)I can't help you there. I don't know a good use for pokemon knowledge either
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atwhatcost
Guest
There is this type of ant that herds aphids together. They do this because aphids eat some of the plant and then poo afterwards. That aphid poo is called honeypoo. Is that the type of honeypoo you are? It is sweet, like honeysuckle nectar, but it's just poo.
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atwhatcost
Guest
And, by number 2, we are talking the output of aphids again, right? (At least it's sweet. lol)
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atwhatcost
Guest
I haven't, yet you cleared up why someone I consider reasonable-minded was angry about people thinking God is a sexist bully. (That seems like such a "yeah and...?" statement, I wasn't sure why she was stating the obvious. lol) Whoever believes women shouldn't wear makeup (as opposed to some of us who simply don't bother with makeup) does NOT want me to find that post.
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Sirk
Guest
Bringing the content of another thread to the Sirk is a superhero thread is also a sin.
Silence! The Sirk has spoken.
Silence! The Sirk has spoken.
Which goes well with honey, which is nothing more than bee vomit.
Maybe instead of calling it the Bible discussion thread we should call it the Bible Vomitorium?
Turn that mirror on yourself, your most royal sicky-sweetness.
You nothin' but a self-righteous, arrogant little worm and I hope the ant that atwhatcost was talking about, drops a load of poo on YOU. Then we can call you the well-earned title of "smelly Sirk." 
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Sirk
Guest
There is not a law that says if you're not quoting scripture you're not talking about the bible. Furthermore, it's a bible discussion forum not thread. The bible discussion forum is full of bible discussion threads.
SILENCE! The Sirk has spoken.
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Sirk
Guest
Turn that mirror on yourself, your most royal sicky-sweetness.
Narrow is the path to The Sirks heart....but if you can gain admittance, once inside, you will see an unimaginable world.
mirror, mirror, on the wall
tell me, who is the vainest of all?
The mirror replies:
"Tis The Sirk
He's a vain twerp."
Thank you, mirror on the wall
for telling us what we already know.
The Sirk is vain, but doesn't want it to show.
*However, we recognize vanity when we see it, don't we?* You wear a thin disguise, Sirk. A thin, lame disguise..
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Sirk
Guest
mirror, mirror, on the wall
tell me, who is the vainest of all?
The mirror replies:
"Tis The Sirk
He's a vain twerp."
Thank you, mirror on the wall
for telling us what we already know.
The Sirk is vain, but doesn't want it to show.
*However, we recognize vanity when we see it, don't we?* You wear a thin disguise, Sirk. A thin, lame disguise..
Haters gonna hate!
SILENCE! The Sirk has spoken!