Sarcasm is a sin

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Joidevivre

Joidevivre

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Better watch mops. They look humble on the floor, but God raises up the humble. You should know this Sirk. If you are really a spiritual leader...
 
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cmarieh

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Sirk said:
Yes of course....my mop must earn her place in the closet.
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Where does the broom fit into all this?:confused: I know my favorite and I even gave it a little nickname, Dusty:eek:
 
Joidevivre

Joidevivre

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Well, the broom and mop both easily see that speck of dust in Sirk's eyes. Which he has not noticed.

They are trained to do this.
 
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cmarieh

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YET, that is;). However, me and Dusty have a great time together getting down cobwebs and sweeping up crumbs and dust off our hardwood floors.
 
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Sirk

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Who wants to be shown they are wrong today. Who is brave enough to have the Sirk hold up the mirror of truth to them on this day?
 
dcontroversal

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Sirk said:
Who wants to be shown they are wrong today. Who is brave enough to have the Sirk hold up the mirror of truth to them on this day?
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Oh great Sirk-eth Von Klaus Berg...what words of wisdom do you impart unto us on this day-eth oh great Grass Hopper of partial truth.......
 
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Viligant_Warrior

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Sirk said:
Who wants to be shown they are wrong today. Who is brave enough to have the Sirk hold up the mirror of truth to them on this day?
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Better people than you have tried today, bro. Funy, though, no one wants to do anything but name-call and post falsehoods. Interesting ...



I take it back. They aren't "better than you." They can't carry your shirt tail (I'm assuming you don't have a train).
 
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Sirk

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This lesson has concluded. Who can discern its application?
 
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atwhatcost

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Blain said:
Before my 3ds broke I used to be addicted to battling ppl online now i am a pokemon encyclopedia with no way to put my knowledge to use:(
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Bad news. You don't lose it. I'm chalk full of Morrowind knowledge. And given you're young enough you might not even know what Morrowind was, it was the forerunner of Skyrim. Seriously, if you ever want to know where to find a muckrake or the only cave on the island where you can find the ingredient humanflesh, I can still tell you. :cool:
 
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atwhatcost

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Shannon50 said:
I can't help you there. I don't know a good use for pokemon knowledge either :D
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Just in case you ever run into a pokewomon? (Is Blaine going to kick me for that remark? lol)
 
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atwhatcost

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Silence! The Sirk needs no attention. The Sirk is an island of goodness....sweet honeydoo and good happiness stuff.
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There is this type of ant that herds aphids together. They do this because aphids eat some of the plant and then poo afterwards. That aphid poo is called honeypoo. Is that the type of honeypoo you are? It is sweet, like honeysuckle nectar, but it's just poo.
 
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atwhatcost

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Blain said:
umm well you may not like this but it's a pokemon that goes number 2 of pancakes and syrup... no one dares eat it
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And, by number 2, we are talking the output of aphids again, right? (At least it's sweet. lol)
 
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atwhatcost

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Shannon50 said:
So if it has make up on it then it is not a conservative Christian woman, and therefore a pagan (LOL-- ignore if you haven't read the other thread)
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I haven't, yet you cleared up why someone I consider reasonable-minded was angry about people thinking God is a sexist bully. (That seems like such a "yeah and...?" statement, I wasn't sure why she was stating the obvious. lol) Whoever believes women shouldn't wear makeup (as opposed to some of us who simply don't bother with makeup) does NOT want me to find that post. :rolleyes:
 
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Sirk

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Bringing the content of another thread to the Sirk is a superhero thread is also a sin.

Silence! The Sirk has spoken.
 
RickyZ

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atwhatcost said:
There is this type of ant that herds aphids together. They do this because aphids eat some of the plant and then poo afterwards. That aphid poo is called honeypoo. Is that the type of honeypoo you are? It is sweet, like honeysuckle nectar, but it's just poo.
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Which goes well with honey, which is nothing more than bee vomit.

Maybe instead of calling it the Bible discussion thread we should call it the Bible Vomitorium?
 
blue_ladybug

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Sirk said:
Who wants to be shown they are wrong today. Who is brave enough to have the Sirk hold up the mirror of truth to them on this day?
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Turn that mirror on yourself, your most royal sicky-sweetness. ;) You nothin' but a self-righteous, arrogant little worm and I hope the ant that atwhatcost was talking about, drops a load of poo on YOU. Then we can call you the well-earned title of "smelly Sirk." :eek: ;) :p
 
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Sirk

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RickyZ said:
Which goes well with honey, which is nothing more than bee vomit.

Maybe instead of calling it the Bible discussion thread we should call it the Bible Vomitorium?
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There is not a law that says if you're not quoting scripture you're not talking about the bible. Furthermore, it's a bible discussion forum not thread. The bible discussion forum is full of bible discussion threads.

SILENCE! The Sirk has spoken.
 
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Sirk

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blue_ladybug said:
Turn that mirror on yourself, your most royal sicky-sweetness. ;) You nothin' but a self-righteous, arrogant little worm and I hope the ant that atwhatcost was talking about, drops a load of poo on YOU. Then we can call you the well-earned title of "smelly Sirk." :eek: ;) :p
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Narrow is the path to The Sirks heart....but if you can gain admittance, once inside, you will see an unimaginable world.
 
blue_ladybug

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mirror, mirror, on the wall
tell me, who is the vainest of all?

The mirror replies:
"Tis The Sirk
He's a vain twerp."

Thank you, mirror on the wall
for telling us what we already know.
The Sirk is vain, but doesn't want it to show.


;)

*However, we recognize vanity when we see it, don't we?* You wear a thin disguise, Sirk. A thin, lame disguise.. :p

 
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Sirk

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blue_ladybug said:

mirror, mirror, on the wall
tell me, who is the vainest of all?

The mirror replies:
"Tis The Sirk
He's a vain twerp."

Thank you, mirror on the wall
for telling us what we already know.
The Sirk is vain, but doesn't want it to show.


;)

*However, we recognize vanity when we see it, don't we?* You wear a thin disguise, Sirk. A thin, lame disguise.. :p
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Haters gonna hate!

SILENCE! The Sirk has spoken!
 
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