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Tankman131

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jsr1221 said:
The site is filled with many denominations. Ix personally, never understood what made a Baptist (my church) different than a methodist or a Pentacostal or Church of Christ. I've been to different churches throughout my life, and I've gotten sermons from the same Bible we all read from.
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There is not much difference from what ive seen.

im talking about the catholics, JWs, word of faith people, and plain scripture twisters.

And to be honest catholic shouldnt be on the list but the catholics ive talked to here fit the unbelief list.
 
Reborn

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Tankman131 said:
Stare them in the eyes unblinkingly for the whole of it with a too-big-to-be-natural smile on your face.
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This l like.
But you forgot to say....... sway back and forth and mumble when you answer questions.
They love that.

Oh, ....and spit when you talk.
Bonus points.
 
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Tankman131

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Reborn said:
This l like.
But you forgot to say....... sway back and forth and mumble when you answer questions.
They love that.

Oh, ....and spit when you talk.
Bonus points.
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Say "mmmhmm" and rub your hands obsessively. Perhaps explain to your interviewer how some call it a "kaiser blade" but you call it a sling blade mmhmm.
 
Reborn

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cmarieh said:
So.....Kinda like a secret handshake, I can do that:cool:
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Tell them after the handshake that they are now part of your Justice League.

..........And that you guys fight crime on Tuesdays and every other Saturday.
 
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LittleBit1987

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OH my lanta.....

Sigh......

Leave it up to dumb and dumber... :p
 
kodiak

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Reborn said:
Tell them after the handshake that they are now part of your Justice League.

..........And that you guys fight crime on Tuesdays and every other Saturday.
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Don't forget to make it known that you need to wash your hands immediately to get rid of germs from the handshake....
 
jsr1221

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Tankman131 said:
There is not much difference from what ive seen.

im talking about the catholics, JWs, word of faith people, and plain scripture twisters.

And to be honest catholic shouldnt be on the list but the catholics ive talked to here fit the unbelief list.
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Honestly, I don't study other religions. I have enough faith in Christ to know He is the true answer. I do know Jehova Witnesses believe in a false Gospel. I have heard all the nay sayings of the Catholic church. I don't know what word of faith is, though. Bottom line is God knows who's saved and who's not. None of us really do. Bible even says few will be chosen.
 
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Tankman131

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Reborn said:
Tell them after the handshake that they are now part of your Justice League.

..........And that you guys fight crime on Tuesdays and every other Saturday.
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Tell them how you found the philosopher's stone and if they hire you, you will share the alchemical gold.
 
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Tankman131

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jsr1221 said:
Honestly, I don't study other religions. I have enough faith in Christ to know He is the true answer. I do know Jehova Witnesses believe in a false Gospel. I have heard all the nay sayings of the Catholic church. I don't know what word of faith is, though. Bottom line is God knows who's saved and who's not. None of us really do. Bible even says few will be chosen.
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Word of faith is joyce meyer, td jakes, etc.

but you are right. Im thinking that the only good part of the bible section of the forum is this thread.
 
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LittleBit1987

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Tankman131 said:
Word of faith is joyce meyer, td jakes, etc.

but you are right. Im thinking that the only good part of the bible section of the forum is this thread.
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some will agree...

others disagree....

this site isn't all about being right or being wrong. It's about fellowship with each other and growing closer to God. I could careless If I made any "best friends" while being here... I just care about the lives being changed and saved cause of something I may have posted or blogged about.

we all have our own stories to tell... It's WHO you connect with that changes things. :)
 
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Tankman131

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Im starting to just put the idiots on ignore since it makes life more enjoyable when you aren't trying to argue with a wall.
 
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Tankman131

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LittleBit1987 said:
some will agree...

others disagree....

this site isn't all about being right or being wrong. It's about fellowship with each other and growing closer to God. I could careless If I made any "best friends" while being here... I just care about the lives being changed and saved cause of something I may have posted or blogged about.

we all have our own stories to tell... It's WHO you connect with that changes things. :)
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In terms of salvation i think being of the truth is rather important, but as i said, id rather not argue with those who hold to heresies with cultish fervor. Avoiding the threads that these people seem obsessed with crapping up might also help
 
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Tankman131

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kodiak said:
Don't forget to make it known that you need to wash your hands immediately to get rid of germs from the handshake....
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Put on a latex glove on your left hand before shaking hands with your right, then pull the glove off
 
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cmarieh

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It feels so good to have dinner served, kitchen cleaned up, made lunch for tomorrow, and to top it off I finished making a cheesecake:)
 
achildofGod

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I refuse to beat my head against the wall. I think instead,
I am going to study some, pray to my Father, and then
call it one and done. Good night everyone
 
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cmarieh

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Reborn said:
Tell them after the handshake that they are now part of your Justice League.

..........And that you guys fight crime on Tuesdays and every other Saturday.
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Not a bad idea

kodiak said:
Don't forget to make it known that you need to wash your hands immediately to get rid of germs from the handshake....
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And right before I shake their hand I spit and all throughout the interview I cough constantly. Not a bad idea either. Endless Possibilities
 
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