A confession

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LOL ServantStrike. You crack me up.

(I'm actually blushing in that photo)
 

seoulsearch

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if you faint, I could catch you in my arms... but first you'd have to loosen these restraints.
*Weighs options.*

*Romantic swoon and fall* OR *Risk letting the prisoner... er... guest... escape...*

You drive a hard bargain, Dollface!
 
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Lawd hab mussy, honeychild...sho 'nuff! Pas me dem grits wif some gravy wif a side order of hog jowls. I wunt sum mo sugar fer my coffee pleeze.
 
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ServantStrike

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LOL ServantStrike. You crack me up.

(I'm actually blushing in that photo)

Always remember, if you can't stand the heat, stay out of the kitchen - darlin.
 
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Always remember, if you can't stand the heat, stay out of the kitchen - darlin.
Look here, Sweet Face, I have TWO kitchens. All bought and paid for by my ownself.

I can't handle the heat so I moved to the Oregon Coast.
 
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ServantStrike

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*Weighs options.*

*Romantic swoon and fall* OR *Risk letting the prisoner... er... guest... escape...*

You drive a hard bargain, Dollface!
If you take the bear trap off my foot, I'll even buy you dinner!

Look here, Sweet Face, I have TWO kitchens. All bought and paid for by my ownself.

I can't handle the heat so I moved to the Oregon Coast.
Okay now I'm swooning. A woman with TWO kitchens. I forgot... baking....

See guys, harass women and they'll talk to you!
 

seoulsearch

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If you take the bear trap off my foot, I'll even buy you dinner!
*eyes Servant suspiciously*

Wait a minute... Is this some kind of trick??? You're not trying to take me to Burger King again, are you???!!!

(I don't mind McDonald's or Wendy's.)

Treachery!!! You're just trying to trick me into letting you go so that you can run after the woman with two kitchens!! :p And here I was even baking you a loaf of bread!!

But, just like a man, you're leaving me... even when I have your bun in my oven!!! *Dramatically shakes rolling pin high in the air.*

(Talk about the threads turning into Jerry Springer...)
 
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MissCris

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This is...I just...how did...?!

Shame on all of you!

:p








Disclaimer: I don't even know what's happening. I just saw some stuff about blushing and buns in other people's ovens and figured I'd better chastise everyone, just to be safe.
Also, this is all kinda hilarious.
 
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Lawd hab mussy, honeychild...sho 'nuff! Pas me dem grits wif some gravy wif a side order of hog jowls. I wunt sum mo sugar fer my coffee pleeze.
A good Southern Gent would know at this time of year it's Sweet Tea. And I can make all the above AND good greens. If you are gonna eat jowl, you want some greens.

I'm a corn bread over biscuits kinda girl, but I can't eat wheat, so...
 

gypsygirl

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well, as someone whose entire career has been foisted upon my ability to playfully tease, flirt and validate customers (both internal and external) to accomplish my objectives, smooth over the ruffled feathers and get things done.

however, i've learned a couple things along the way.

most men love a little sugar with their daily update
most women prefer sincerity (authenticity) in their communication

oh, and one more thing. most men don't like being referred to as "princess".
 
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Well, SOME of the men I come in contact with, DO like being called princess, but I've earned the right (in THEIR eyes) because of my clear affection....

(and then I saw your qualifying MOST, so... I'm with ya Sister!)
 

maxwel

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well, as someone whose entire career has been foisted upon my ability to playfully tease, flirt and validate customers (both internal and external) to accomplish my objectives, smooth over the ruffled feathers and get things done.

however, i've learned a couple things along the way.

most men love a little sugar with their daily update
most women prefer sincerity (authenticity) in their communication

oh, and one more thing. most men don't like being referred to as "princess".
Errr...

If you have a serious confession to make, this isn't the place.
 
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ServantStrike

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Even if they're wearing a tiara that matches their dress? :(
I already told you, I don't have the curves for that dress. The bruce jenner jokes are never ending around here.


*eyes Servant suspiciously*

Wait a minute... Is this some kind of trick??? You're not trying to take me to Burger King again, are you???!!!

(I don't mind McDonald's or Wendy's.)

Treachery!!! You're just trying to trick me into letting you go so that you can run after the woman with two kitchens!! :p And here I was even baking you a loaf of bread!!

But, just like a man, you're leaving me... even when I have your bun in my oven!!! *Dramatically shakes rolling pin high in the air.*

(Talk about the threads turning into Jerry Springer...)
Wait, theres food? I get food now!

When do I get to see daylight again? Is it curtain time for me yet? I do like it when the blinds are raised.
 
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cmarieh

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I already told you, I don't have the curves for that dress. The bruce jenner jokes are never ending around here.
Just make sure your handbag matches your shoes;) Just kidding. Lol
 
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ServantStrike

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Just make sure your handbag matches your shoes;) Just kidding. Lol
Well my problem is it never matches my eyes. And how big should the hand bag be?

It's so hard to coordinate an outfit... I don't know how women do it.
 
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Well my problem is it never matches my eyes. And how big should the hand bag be?

It's so hard to coordinate an outfit... I don't know how women do it.
It should GO and not match. I'm short but I carry a big bag... but that's not like the Truman deal and sticks. I'm not a violent person (mostly).
 

gypsygirl

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Well my problem is it never matches my eyes. And how big should the hand bag be?

It's so hard to coordinate an outfit... I don't know how women do it.

it's pretty simple. your handbag should always be commensurate with the size of your behind. that's rule #1.






*hahahaahahaahaa* okay, that's MY rule. ; p
 
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it's pretty simple. your handbag should always be commensurate with the size of your behind. that's rule #1.





*hahahaahahaahaa* okay, that's MY rule. ; p
this is why I carry a big bag.

Carry on people. Nuthin to see here.
 
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cmarieh

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Well my problem is it never matches my eyes. And how big should the hand bag be?

It's so hard to coordinate an outfit... I don't know how women do it.
Well, I prefer the bigger bags because I like to plan ahead for anything. So currently I have an umbrella, two wallets, migraine medications, tablet, pens and pencils, two sets of keys, water, Nutri Grain Bar, cell phone, book. Honestly I have so much stuff, but hey I have heard that guys like gals that are prepared for the unexpected, right?

Well, I have blue eyes and so I don't really have an issue finding clothes to coordinate with. I just have been told that I am adorable in almost anything, so I don't really plan to far in advance. Honestly it takes me twenty minutes to get out the door so I am not into spending an hour getting ready to leave. I guess I am considered very low maintenance, but is that a bad thing?

I just don't understand how some women can spend two hours getting themselves ready.