Okay, it wasn't my first date and I know I already posted in this thread. But, I just gotta share another disastrous date.
So, I tried online dating last summer. It was something new and figured I'd try it out and see how I like it. I met this guy, who was a Christian and everything, and we started to talk. He seemed fine. He was into fitness, God, people, so on and so forth. We set up a day to meet up, but he wanted to make the date uber special for me beacuse he knew I was busy with my three jobs I was working at and was stressed. So, it was definitely a date I was looking forward to.
He picked me up, it seemed fine. But I was still waiting for the surprised that he wanted to do for me. He then pulled into the parking lot of Wegman's (not sure if you get Wegman's where you're at, but it's a store). He turns to me, "I'll get you Chinese food. I don't have any money and nowhere to take you. So I'll grab you Chinese food, get something cheap, and then I'll take you to my house with my parents and we can watch something." Uh, weird. But I went along. In the store, he completley walked ahead of me and I was at least 5 feet behind him, trying to keep up for the entire time.
We went to his house and his parents were there, like he said. So that was awkward. If no one was home, I wouldn't have gone. I probablyt shouldn't have gone in the first place in case he was lying lol. But anyways, we went to his living room and he had bought alcohol and proceeded to try to get me drunk. He kept saying that. "I want you drunk, I want you drunk." I kept telling him no. His parents were in the kitchen and wasn't hearing any of this.
He then proceeded to sit really close to me and wanted to cuddle.
"Do you want to cuddle? Let's just cuddle." No.
"Man, you're boring." Okay.
"Let's just cuddle." No.
"Do you think I'm attractive?" I plead the fifth.
"Why won't you answer?" Why would you ask?
"I think you're super hot. You're a 10. I just want you to know what you think of me."
He then continues yelling out random compliments. Lke, we'll be sitting in his living room, watchin The Office, and then all of a sudden, I hear him yell, "Pretty smile!" or, "Smells good," or "Pretty face." I jumped a few times and just ignored him because I didn't know how to react. I mean, compliments are great. But the way he did them was nothing I've experienced before.
It was time for his medicine for diabetes. He asks me, "Do you want to see me put the shot in my stomach?" Oh, sure. Because that's what I've always wanted to see. I'm sorry you have diabetes, but please don't ask me that on the first date.
It was weird. Oh, and he got weird when he found out I've played the piano for 18 years. He kept saying, "Wow, that's hot." Over and over and over again.