that awkward moment when...

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Lynx

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kodiak said:
That awkward moment when you are working at a grocery store and a coworker randomly looks at you and says "we need to find you a girlfriend." Then the customer at your register says "you are trying to find him a girlfriend? My daughter is single." That was a really awkward moment.....especially since the daughter was standing right there. I was so confused as to how the topic even came up.....my coworker thought she was hilarious.
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See? SEE? I'm NOT alone in this! :D
 
HoneyDew

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That awkward moment when you trip and realize there is someone looking at you with a grin.
 
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When they taught you ridiculously meaningless songs at primary school something like this:

(I just cant figure it out ) ok... sighh

lyrics who stole the cookie from the cookie jar ?
who me? yes you
and then some vague as memory at this the kids have to stick their thumbs out and elbows together when they say : elbows together hands together then they bend over AND THEN they say :say a touthfa touthtafa toutafa WHAT THE mcdonalds happy meal is that?(im not trying to swear i just think its rather perplexing thats for sure) what does toufatafs mean ? and all these actions to the song THAT HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH STEALING COOKIES FROM THE COOKIE JAR WHAT ?!

dont raise your kids in nz jsut dont haha im joking im not serious but that song had no sense at all
 
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The awkward moment a woman comes up to me at church and says, "You looked so hot the other day....you and your makeup. Do you have to keep all the men away?"

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How does one respond to that?
 
BruceWayne

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shineyourlight said:
The awkward moment a woman comes up to me at church and says, "You looked so hot the other day....you and your makeup. Do you have to keep all the men away?"

.................


How does one respond to that?
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With a ''Yes. Yes I do.'' then walk away confidently until you inevitably trip and fall on your face. :p
 
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BruceWayne said:
With a ''Yes. Yes I do.'' then walk away confidently until you inevitably trip and fall on your face. :p
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Hahahahaha, well, I said thank you.

It just caught me off guard, especially when I had just stuffed a whole muffin in my mouth. SOOOO, I looked extremely attractive.

And I would have probably fallen flat on my face. I wouldn't put it past me.
 
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shineyourlight said:
Hahahahaha, well, I said thank you.

It just caught me off guard, especially when I had just stuffed a whole muffin in my mouth. SOOOO, I looked extremely attractive.

And I would have probably fallen flat on my face. I wouldn't put it past me.
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You can stuff a whole muffin in your mouth :eek: not sure if I should be impressed or concerned lol. But yeah, I wouldn't know how to respond either, other than an awkward thank you.
 
Lynx

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...when you're sucking the whipped cream off the top of a mocha (I like to eat it first) and the truck driver who delivers the bi-weekly food shipment to the store happens to walk in right at that moment.

He talked for two weeks about my "face-plant in the mocha." Feh.
 
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BruceWayne said:
You can stuff a whole muffin in your mouth :eek: not sure if I should be impressed or concerned lol. But yeah, I wouldn't know how to respond either, other than an awkward thank you.
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No, it wasn't a whole muffin. I was totally kidding. And even if I could stuff a whole muffin in my mouth, I would never do that in public. #StayClassy

However, those mini muffins, though.......
 
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shineyourlight said:
Hahahahaha, well, I said thank you.

It just caught me off guard, especially when I had just stuffed a whole muffin in my mouth. SOOOO, I looked extremely attractive.

And I would have probably fallen flat on my face. I wouldn't put it past me.
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Well you already drool and stumble over your words apparently, so why not stuff food down?
 
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