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Ah, you left me in stitches!
Well, you can get a sword that's not got a sharpened edge... most people don't hang battle ready swords on the wall. I have dangerous objects all over the place here, and you know what I usually get hurt doing? Stubbing my toe, or banging my knee on a desk, or walking into a door, etc.
Well, you can get a sword that's not got a sharpened edge... most people don't hang battle ready swords on the wall. I have dangerous objects all over the place here, and you know what I usually get hurt doing? Stubbing my toe, or banging my knee on a desk, or walking into a door, etc.
Ok, so THAT was a bit of a scare... And this time I don't mean the Bible Discussion Forum.
I was eating a number of black grapes straight off the cluster, and as I lifted the bunch to suck down yet another, I happened to glance up and faintly saw something move. "Wait," I thought, " Are these grapes are moving by themselves?!" I almost wish they were.
The real culprit?
A black spider about the size of a nickel was crawling across the grape I was about to eat.
Fortunately, I'm not all that scared of spiders. Worms, frogs, overzealous door-to-door evangelists, yes, but spiders, not so much. I just took the grapes to the sink and washed the spider down the drain.
But oh my goodness. That was a close one. I almost got myself an extra dose of protein.
I was eating a number of black grapes straight off the cluster, and as I lifted the bunch to suck down yet another, I happened to glance up and faintly saw something move. "Wait," I thought, " Are these grapes are moving by themselves?!" I almost wish they were.
The real culprit?
A black spider about the size of a nickel was crawling across the grape I was about to eat.
Fortunately, I'm not all that scared of spiders. Worms, frogs, overzealous door-to-door evangelists, yes, but spiders, not so much. I just took the grapes to the sink and washed the spider down the drain.
But oh my goodness. That was a close one. I almost got myself an extra dose of protein.
Oh my word. Me too.
Though I'm pretty terrified of spiders. Last night I opened a window and there was one the size of a penny. So Dad tried to take it outside first, trying to be all humane and whatnot....ummm...long story short, it backfired, we almost lost it a few times trying to kill it. I ended up jumping on my recliner/rocking chair because I was too afraid that it'd crawl across my foot.
I told my boss this morning I was sleepy. Then after lunch...
Boss: are you still sleepy?
Me: nope! I'm wide awake now!
Boss: sometimes, I don't know what to do with you.
Wait. Wat?
Boss: are you still sleepy?
Me: nope! I'm wide awake now!
Boss: sometimes, I don't know what to do with you.
Wait. Wat?
Sometimes WE don't know what to do with you either (because you're too dang adorable.)
That's why we want you to stick around... so that we have time to decide... (Don't you worry, we are going to try our best to marry you off!)
P.S. I keep forgetting to tell you, I love your new glasses!! They're almost exactly what I'm hoping to find when I look for a new pair, too.
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I'll let you in on a little secret, Melita.
Sometimes WE don't know what to do with you either (because you're too dang adorable.)
That's why we want you to stick around... so that we have time to decide... (Don't you worry, we are going to try our best to marry you off!)
Sometimes WE don't know what to do with you either (because you're too dang adorable.)
That's why we want you to stick around... so that we have time to decide... (Don't you worry, we are going to try our best to marry you off!)
