Hello. Welcome to C.C. I hope you'll enjoy your stay here with us. We have a ping pong table over here by the veggie juice bar. And please leave your jacket and shoe size with the little polish man by the bar, as he will fill out the form for our custom made bath robes and slippers. There will always be a chocolate mint on the pillow every morning. Our ninja maids from Japan are deadly quiet. So, if your drink seems to never run dry, it might be our staff working overtime.
As you know, like all 5★resorts we pay our employees biodegradable packing peanuts. And on special occasions like Christmas, we give them real peanuts!
We take great pride in making our guests feel welcomed. Costumer service is out first priority! So, please, I hope you become just one of our many satisfied members of C.C..
*million dollar smile*