Tips for proper mayonnaise storage

[Dude653]

1. Take mayonnaise out of refrigerator.
2. Throw mayonnaise in the trash
3. Replace mayonnaise with mustard.

 

[BenFTW]

Or... take mayonnaise and mix it with the mustard to make an awesome dipping sauce for breaded tilapia! (I just ate this) Then put it back in the fridge for further use.

 

[didymos]

Or leave it in the sun for a couple of days and use it as cheap botox.

 

[Hellooo]

Dude653, this makes me frown.

Mayonnaise is so good, spread liberally in sandwiches, and as dipping sauce for really crispy fries.

 

[maxwel]

1. Take mayonnaise out of refrigerator.
2. Throw mayonnaise in the trash
3. Replace mayonnaise with mustard.

I believe Dude653 has displayed a depth of wisdom which simply cannot be denied.

 

[Dude653]

Mayonnaise is an abomination

 

[didymos]

Dude653, this makes me frown.

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Again... leave it in the sun for a couple of days to get some cheap botox.

 

[crossnote]

He should have been locked up from the beginning

 

[Siberian_Khatru]

Life pro tips, yo.

 

[shineyourlight]

1. Take mayonnaise out of refrigerator.
2. Throw mayonnaise in the trash
3. Replace mayonnaise with mustard.

THIS.......

 

[JustViv]

I just had sausage and eggs with toasted bread tip it up with some mayonnaise for breakfast...oooohhh.....it tastes so yummy!

 

[crossnote]

Throw it on thick to a charbroiled hamburger...anything else you add is just window dressing, YUMMMMY.

 

[seed_time_harvest]

1. Take mayonnaise out of the refrigerator.
2. Throw mayonnaise in the trash
3. Replace mayonnaise with mustard.

Mustard gives me heartburn.

 

[atwhatcost]

Dude653, this makes me frown.

Mayonnaise is so good, spread liberally in sandwiches, and as dipping sauce for really crispy fries.

And then you become middle aged and suddenly mayo doesn't like you anymore.

 

[atwhatcost]

Mustard gives me heartburn.

And then you head toward the far side of middle aged and nothing yummy likes you anymore.

 

[SkittlePumpkin]

Proper storage for mayonnaise:
1. Open container
2. EAT IT

 

[jsr1221]

Proper storage for mayonnaise:
1. Open container
2. EAT IT

That awkward moment when the smell of mayonnaise makes you sick.

 

[jsr1221]

1. Take mayonnaise out of refrigerator.
2. Throw mayonnaise in the trash
3. Replace mayonnaise with mustard.

Replace mustard with hot sauce and we're good.

 

[Tintin]

I enjoy mayonnaise, but I don't like too much of it on my salad, sandwich, hamburger or whatever.

 

[JustAnotherUser]

What if one has both mayonnaise and mustard?