Everybody knows I'm not an alien.
My short-form birth certificate says my test tube was incubated in New York Sate.
Are you a cousin to the one eyed, one horned, flying purple people eater?
Everybody knows I'm not an alien.
My short-form birth certificate says my test tube was incubated in New York Sate.
And do you wear an itsy-bitsy teeny-weeny yellow polka-dot bikini?Are you a cousin to the one eyed, one horned, flying purple people eater?![]()
Are you a cousin to the one eyed, one horned, flying purple people eater?![]()
Definitely not alien. Not.F-35 PILOT, with and without the Face Shield:
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And do you wear an itsy-bitsy teeny-weeny yellow polka-dot bikini?
Oh, that's easy. It's a glowing red thing in the sky. At night. I think.Are you gonna tell me what it is? Lol
I just saw something I have never seen before outside my door up in the night sky. I tried to film it with my iPhone but it just didn't come out at all. It was a slow moving red ball of light. The more I looked at it and the more my brain tried to come up with an explanation as to what it could be...... the only thing I could think of was that it was meteor.
It kept going at the same speed and it didn't make a sound. I couldn't really determine a distance. I watched it till I couldn't see it any more due to a tall building. It was weird. Never seen anything like it before and I've never seen a plane like that if it was one.
Sirk, are you sure it wasn't the reflection of the red lights during a...and mean no harm...a sobriety check!![]()
Okay Sirk. You LIKEd it. Good to know you realized I was kidding and you weren't offended. Thanks.
No, I will leave you in suspense. Lol Could be a mini sun orb.Are you gonna tell me what it is? Lol
Are you gonna tell me what it is? Lol
Sirk, are you sure it wasn't the reflection of the red lights during a...and mean no harm...a sobriety check!![]()
Everybody knows I can't fly.
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