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Can I come to dinner too? I'll fly to Norway with my friends sister. I'll figure something out for the way back.
 
I"m discovering that I'm no good at selling mysilf. Maybe I should let an agency do it.
 
I've got a better idea: I'm a salesperson. Let me sell you all!

I have worked out the conditions already (in very small text off course, as in real life :D)

conditions and terms:
Article 1: I get all the profit
Article 2: I offer no warranty, especially not on Astrid
Article 3: Don't blame me if it doesn't work...
 
Poor Astrid....

Hey Aksel, how's about we sell you to McDonalds, so you can clean up sodium chlorite from the counters?
 
SoLoved said:
Poor Astrid....

Hey Aksel, how's about we sell you to McDonalds, so you can clean up sodium chlorite from the counters?
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Poor Astrid??? She uses swords, she is a vampire AND a tiger, ... . What will happen to the person who buys her??? I'm not gonna give any warranty on her for sure!!! :D

As long as I don't have to eat the burgers, I'll do it. But you better make sure they pay a huge amount of money to have me! :D
 
Belgian_Pilot said:
What will happen to the person who buys her??? I'm not gonna give any warranty on her for sure!!! :D

As long as I don't have to eat the burgers, I'll do it. But you better make sure they pay a huge amount of money to have me! :D
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The person will just have to put up with it:p


Yes, you do, because the pay they give you is so low you cant afford anything else. And besides, they wouldnt spare you any money because they are currently trying to take over the world.
 
SoLoved said:
The person will just have to put up with it:p


Yes, you do, because the pay they give you is so low you cant afford anything else. And besides, they wouldnt spare you any money because they are currently trying to take over the world.
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I agree. I get the money, the buyer will get Astrid, and she'll be his problem, not mine. Hence the NO warranty on her :D:D.

I think I'll stick with my job for now... Eating a burger is nice once in a while, but not every day... :p
 
I dont like McDonalds's pretty much anything.... 'Cept for the milkshakes:D

would there be a warranty on me?
 
I wouldn't sell you for all the money in the world Brenna!!! :)

Same goes for Astrid, I was just kidding :D

Adrian however... :D:D
 
*smacks Aksel on the back*

Of course we wernt sir!...

I mean why would we EVER want to do THAT???....
 
(- Back stil hurts -)

Uuuhh... Ooohh Riiigght. She speaks the truth, we would never even concider selling you, oh Great Kraw. :D:D
 
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