Klingons Break Treaty

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The Klingons have broken a treaty with the United Federation of Planets, and total war has ensued, according to the top-ranking officer of Star Fleet Command. All Kingon diplomats have been expelled from earth. All other Klingons have been given twenty-four hours to leave the planet. Fighting has already broken out near the solar system.

The chief Klingon consul, before grabbing the first starship back to his homeland, proclaimed the Klingons had done nothing wrong and would crush any aggression by the “weak and cowardly” Star Fleet.
 
Don't feel too bad. You're not the hugest geek on here. I know a few phrases in Elvish and Dwarvish.

"Elen sila lumenn' omentielvo'"
 
I know pi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (or at least more decimals than I need)
 
its that bloody Captain James T Kirk; always causing trouble - he is to blame
 
Cardassian disrupters are simpler and more reliable; they only have 4 settings
1 - stun
2 - kill
3 - disintegrate
4 - self destruct

no safety catch
 
aaahhh.... let's for self destruct then

obviously you are fundamentally depressed and go for the easy option

what happened to fighting against the odds and going down with the ship?

Are you with me?

I know Brenna is!
 
obviously you are fundamentally depressed and go for the easy option

what happened to fighting against the odds and going down with the ship?

Are you with me?

I know Brenna is!


hmmm... okai then
 
uhm yea, sure.... hey, wait! we can program a robot to sneak up on them!
 
I do not joke about programming captain! can't we program an android?