Klingons Break Treaty

[Belgian_Pilot]

that's okai, I'm half nurse, remember?

That won't help us if you half heal us

 

[greatkraw]

that's okai, I'm half nurse, remember?

half werewolf; half nurse - gotcha - makes sense

ok lets fall back anf lure them into the holodeck

then we can turn on the hiroshima scenario

 

[wwjd_kilden]

well, I can use my Final Fanasty powers

CURAJA

 

[wwjd_kilden]

*starts luring*

 

[greatkraw]

well, I can use my Final Fanasty powers

CURAJA

hey dude, anything that works; I cant see klingons having any defense against magic

 

[wwjd_kilden]

in that case

BLEED

 

[greatkraw]

sees a whole platoon of klingons collapse to the deck as they oooze green slime

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuw

 

[wwjd_kilden]

cool, it worked even better on klingons!

now what?

 

[greatkraw]

now we choose a leader to regroup the fleet and drive the klingons out of earth space

 

[Belgian_Pilot]

Don't look at me, I don't speak this star language

 

[wwjd_kilden]

just do whatever he does

 

[resurrection33]

but I fight swordsmen, not klingons

Your duty is to Starfleet.

 

[resurrection33]

sees a whole platoon of klingons collapse to the deck as they oooze green slime

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuw

Stop! You’ve just slaughtered a platoon of Vulcans!

 

[resurrection33]

cool, it worked even better on klingons!

now what?

There’s only one thing we can do. Evacuate the planet!

 

[resurrection33]

now we choose a leader to regroup the fleet and drive the klingons out of earth space

That is treason, sir. We are subjects of the United Federation of Planets. We do not choose our leaders. They are chosen for us.

 

[resurrection33]

Don't look at me, I don't speak this star language

It doesn’t matter. You have a flying machine. You are hereby conscripted to fight those Klingon devils.

 

[SoLoved]

Mallen pelu e' n'alaquel en' sen!

 

[SoLoved]

Don't feel too bad. You're not the hugest geek on here. I know a few phrases in Elvish and Dwarvish.

"Elen sila lumenn' omentielvo'"

Is that...


A star shines in the hour of our meeting?.....

 

[wwjd_kilden]

ooh, another elven fan

 

[SoLoved]

ooh, another elven fan

CHYEAH!

what about you? elven fan? or not?