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cmarieh
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In my book that's enough to receive a bump on your head with your frying pan.
Don't assume because I made a comment of banging a frying pan with a wooden spoon that I would actually do it
In my book that's enough to receive a bump on your head with your frying pan.
Do not assume that someone is a Christian just because they claim to be.
Do not assume that all Christians are judgmental, mean spirited and self righteous.
Do not assume that if someone is kind they are weak.
Do not assume that if someone is nice it means they have an angle and are trying to plot on you.
Do not assume that every woman who seems crazy really is nuts. She may be a sweet girl who just finally got tired of all the crap!
In that case,One more:
Don't assume that, because I didn't walk up to you to say hello, it means that I'm just rude or that I don't want to talk to you. I would probably love to talk to you; not all of us have been gifted with an outgoing personality and can just strike up conversation willy-nilly![]()
Except on that fifth day in the year when something terrible happened and you really could use that final sick day, but you have to wonder if you'll still have your job if you do take off to deal with that problem, because you know you'll be written up if you do.Don't assume because I work at the Post Office that I'm a disgruntled employee.
Can I assume you'll clean my house instead?Do not assume I will clean up your mistakes because I have previously. Sometimes you have to learn from those mistakes.
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ..........Don't assume because I fall asleep while you are talking that you are boring....know for a fact that that is the case!
(actually, it may be due to my sleep apnea ...but your boring talk doesn't help)
I don't take showers because I am a MAN....Enough with the generalizations of women and men.
"Well, you ARE a woman so this makes sense,"
or
"Because you're a man, that's why you do this."
No. Just stop. Stop right now. We are ALL different.
Don't assume that because someone doesn't dress nice, or take showers that it means they are poor...
This guy pictured below has the best Porsche collection in the world...
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Because I am a woman, I obviously jumped to the conclusion that you don't take showers because you are a man.I don't take showers because I am a MAN....
Don't assume men don't take showers, but know for sure they don't take baths...baths are for girls. ROFL
Well, just don't assume we can help your condition lol.In all honesty... Like AA meeting honesty...
I like to take baths....
And don't assume all women are mothers. (Nothing against Moms. All props to the women who are, but a cashier wished me a Happy Mother's Day once, and knowing I'm not a mom, so I didn't want to assume she was one either, I simply thanked her. Then she got angry with me for not wishing her a Happy Mother's Day too. Oh, and BTW, I was tolerant that day. I did not go all feminist on her. I didn't even correct her. lol)Dont assume that all women give birth the same way, for they dont.
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