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Utah

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What do you mean you can't stand feminists? Gloria Steinem once said "Womyn have the right to be womyn without putting men in the word 'womyn' "....so this obvs is true because oppression and stuff. Ugh you mennn....

What were we talking about? :p
Gloria better get to changin' the word, history (his story).
 

TriviaGirl86

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Gloria better get to changin' the word, history (his story).
It's changed to "hystory" not to be confused with "hysteria"...

Also the word is no longer "menopause" it's..."womynopause"....

I'll see myself out... <exit stage left>
 

CatHerder

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It's changed to "hystory" not to be confused with "hysteria"...

Also the word is no longer "menopause" it's..."womynopause"....

I'll see myself out... <exit stage left>
Yes. And the proper term for "woman" these days is "Gyno-American."
 
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Utah

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It's changed to "hystory" not to be confused with "hysteria"...

Also the word is no longer "menopause" it's..."womynopause"....

I'll see myself out... <exit stage left>
I work with a woman who is the poster child for perpetual menopause. Its ridiculous.
 
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LiJo

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I work with a woman who is the poster child for perpetual menopause. Its ridiculous.
I know one too!!! That was her excuse till the day she passed away....quite sad when you think about it.
 
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Donkeyfish07

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What do you mean you can't stand feminists? Gloria Steinem once said "Womyn have the right to be womyn without putting men in the word 'womyn' "....so this obvs is true because oppression and stuff. Ugh you mennn....

What were we talking about? :p
Can't stand feminists. Quite a large definition but lets go to the cliff notes "shut up about social justice issues. Just let me admire your beauty and let me get to know you, I have absolutely no interest in that crap and the political correctness makes me sick". Thats me in a nutshell. And we were talking about you sending me a dozen cookies :p
 
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Donkeyfish07

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Ya, totally had to quit man. I have all female friends for the most part as it is but I also take it overboard. It gets in the way of my Christianity. I don't want to get married or I would have already snatched up one of the priceless gems I have met here. I have female friends I can have coffee with and spend time with when I am lonely and they know how I am so whats the point?
 
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Tintin

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You don't date Anymore? Have you told her? I think she needs to hear this for herself. ;)
 
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Ya, totally had to quit man. I have all female friends for the most part as it is but I also take it overboard. It gets in the way of my Christianity. I don't want to get married or I would have already snatched up one of the priceless gems I have met here. I have female friends I can have coffee with and spend time with when I am lonely and they know how I am so whats the point?
The force is strong with this one.
 
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Donkeyfish07

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Your quote at the top of the page that brother Utah replied to. I was making a funny. But I guess it didn't translate via the Internet.
Not quite master splinter level yet sir. Lol :p. Please tell me you had ninja turtles in australian childhood
 
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Tintin

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Not quite master splinter level yet sir. Lol :p. Please tell me you had ninja turtles in australian childhood
Yes, we had them here. The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were my childhood!
 
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Donkeyfish07

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Yes, we had them here. The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were my childhood!
*fist pump*. Splinter taught them to be ninja teeeens. They're heroes in a halfshell and they're greeen.
 
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Tintin

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*fist pump*. Splinter taught them to be ninja teeeens. They're heroes in a halfshell and they're greeen.
Master Splinter was fantastic. He was full of sage wisdom, but he was also a bit of a rat.
 
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Donkeyfish07

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The force is strong with this one.
Darth Donkey. The guy who spoils his friends but never dates them or takes it anywhere meaningful. I think it's the shwartz your referring to. But hey,at least I have the upside and not the downside :p
 
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Tintin

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Darth Donkey. The guy who spoils his friends but never dates them or takes it anywhere meaningful. I think it's the shwartz your referring to. But hey,at least I have the upside and not the downside :p
You're a Dish = Half donkey, half fish. You're your own best friend. ;) Wait, that doesn't work. Now I'm just making an ass of myself.