The Ban Hammer

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Roh_Chris

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I ban you for expecting to her to ban someone when she lost her marbles... er, I mean, Mollies. ;)
 
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Donkeyfish07

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I ban you for expecting to her to ban someone when she lost her marbles... er, I mean, Mollies. ;)
I ban you for expecting me not to ban someone that was expected to ban me when it was already established that everyone is expected to ban :p
 
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I ban you for expecting me not to ban someone that was expected to ban me when it was already established that everyone is expected to ban :p
I ban Donkey for making such a complex sentence when this girl went to bed at 5am and only slept for three hours.......
 

Roh_Chris

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I ban Donkey for making such a complex sentence when this girl went to bed at 5am and only slept for three hours.......
I ban you for going to bed at 5 am. You should have stayed awake...

.. and watched the sunrise...

then gone on a morning drive, because the night is still young...

then continued with your work through the day ...

Is that too much to expect of you? :p
 
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I ban you for going to bed at 5 am. You should have stayed awake...

.. and watched the sunrise...

then gone on a morning drive, because the night is still young...

then continued with your work through the day ...

Is that too much to expect of you? :p
I ban Roh for putting high expectations on me.

#ImMyOwnPerson
 
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MollyConnor

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I ban Shiney for speeding up the thread! haha

Here is a picture of a Molly fish, aren't they cute? I should get some more but now my brother has a cat...

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Roh_Chris

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I ban shiney for not conforming to the expectations laid upon her.

It's a rat race, they said, dog eat dog world, they said.
 
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Donkeyfish07

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I ban you because that's what we are supposed to do in this thread.

Here is a picture of a Molly fish, aren't they cute? I should get some more but now my brother has a cat...

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it looks like it swallowed a bicycle training wheel and it went down crooked. I ban you for feeding your fish used bicycle parts
 

Roh_Chris

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it looks like it swallowed a bicycle training wheel and it went down crooked. I ban you for feeding your fish used bicycle parts
I ban you for not advising Molly to shoot her brother's cat.

I was willing to trade a dead frog, a dry honeycomb and 2 pen caps for the cat's tail.
 
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Donkeyfish07

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I ban you for not paying attention. He DID ban someone in his second sentence. :p

I ban you so that you can go and sleep. Hah!
I ban you for not knowing that women never hear what a man says, only what they want to hear.......or if theyre really mad, they only hear what they dont want to hear :p
 
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I ban you for not knowing that women never hear what a man says, only what they want to hear.......or if theyre really mad, they only hear what they dont want to hear :p
I ban you for basically describing a typical male with selective hearing.....;)
 
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MollyConnor

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it looks like it swallowed a bicycle training wheel and it went down crooked. I ban you for feeding your fish used bicycle parts
They are called Balloon Mollies...they're all like that. :p

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