The Ban Hammer

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shineyourlight

shineyourlight

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May 25, 2015
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Oh, and I also ban Donkey for not adding me on here.

You know, if you are grabbing my slippers for me and everything, I think it's only fair for us to be friends on here.

Smh.
 
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Donkeyfish07

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#223
shineyourlight said:
Oh, and I also ban Donkey for not adding me on here.

You know, if you are grabbing my slippers for me and everything, I think it's only fair for us to be friends on here.

Smh.
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Lol, I ban you for making me the slipper fetcher without adding me to your friends list first :p
 
Roh_Chris

Roh_Chris

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Jun 15, 2014
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I can't ban you because I want to sign up for your classes.

So, should I ban myself?
 
Roh_Chris

Roh_Chris

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shineyourlight said:
You would....:rolleyes:

I ban Roh for....also not fetching my slippers in the morning.

You and Donkey both. Jeez.
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I ban shiney for not sending the memo that I was supposed to fetch her slippers in the morning. I was told to send your car to the mechanics because it needed to be overhauled.
 
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Donkeyfish07

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#231
Roh_Chris said:
I can't ban you because I want to sign up for your classes.

So, should I ban myself?
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I ban you for not banning me. I will settle for nothing less than total anarchy in my classroom. If you raise your hand to ask a question, your suspended. I expect more out of you. If you want to pass, you have to steal my grade book and forge the grades yourself without me catching you in the act.
 
BruceWayne

BruceWayne

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I ban Donkey for not catching me in the act, because I just changed all of Roh's grades for him.
 
shineyourlight

shineyourlight

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I ban DonkeyFish/MollyConnor/BruceWayne/Roh_Chris for distracting me from cleaning my apartment and packing.
 
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Donkeyfish07

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shineyourlight said:
Who isn't lazy when they first wake up? Let's be honest here.
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Me. The alarm clock is on the other side of the room so I dont just turn it off. So I have to go all the way to the other side of the room and hit the snooze button and back to the bed. I do this many many times so the first thing I do in the morning is walk a combined total of about an 1/8th of a mile. I ban you for not thinking ahead and just storing your slippers underneath the bed
 
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Donkeyfish07

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shineyourlight said:
[/COLOR]I'm sorry, what did you say? I turned on my selective-hearing aids.

I ban you for your wittiness.
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I was just saying what a good spot your slippers are in. You know, by the front door on the otherside of the house from the bedroom. Its the perfect place to put them when you want to put them on first thing when you get out of bed in the morning. Lol. I ban you for confusing buffonery with wit :p
 
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