Klingons Break Treaty

[iliveforHim]

well, I know who to come to when my boy needs help with math...

I really envy intelligent people...

 

[wwjd_kilden]

you will learn to love it even if it kills you imagine how much sompler it will be calculating times and dates with a totally metric system you can do things like convert celcius to days

cool

for the last five clcius it has been 13 days outside

 

[greatkraw]

cool

for the last five clcius it has been 13 days outside

 

[loeza89]

“Take him to the brig!” shouts the captain, seeing his security officers are having difficulty subduing the young man. “Wait!” he then cries. “How did you get on my bridge? Where do you come from? Did you take the pencil off my tray?”

"you let me in, i dont know where i came from i just kinda appeared O-O and no i did not" hides pencil in back pocket

 

[resurrection33]

I WANNA BE A KLINGON GEEK TOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**throws self on floor and lands on tummy, kicks feet and punches carpet with fists...**

Klingons are very evil. You mustn’t say such things.

 

[resurrection33]

Are cadassion spys really cool, sophisticated, cuddly, smart spys?

As Kraw said, we haven’t discovered the Cardassions yet. If we were to tell you even the least little thing about them, we would risk disturbing the space-time continuum. If we did that, it is possible that none of us would even be born. I think I can tell you, however, that you will learn about these ugly, lying, treacherous, despicable devils soon enough.

 

[resurrection33]

earths circumference is 24000 miles = 40000 kilometres

What’s a kilometre?

 

[resurrection33]

"you let me in, i dont know where i came from i just kinda appeared O-O and no i did not" hides pencil in back pocket

He is very polite, isn’t he, Spock?
Captain, I think he hid your pencil in his pocket. (Security personnel find pencil in stranger’s pocket.)
Mister, stealing the captain’s pencil is a court-martialable offense. What do you have to say for yourself?

 

[Pheonix]

What’s a kilometre?

1000 Metres
or 10 000 Centimetres

 

[Pheonix]

He is very polite, isn’t he, Spock?
Captain, I think he hid your pencil in his pocket. (Security personnel find pencil in stranger’s pocket.)
Mister, stealing the captain’s pencil is a court-martialable offense. What do you have to say for yourself?

As they miss he guy with the thermite bomb

 

[loeza89]

He is very polite, isn’t he, Spock?
Captain, I think he hid your pencil in his pocket. (Security personnel find pencil in stranger’s pocket.)
Mister, stealing the captain’s pencil is a court-martialable offense. What do you have to say for yourself?

">_> you put it there what do i know" shrugs at the crazy captain

 

[resurrection33]

1000 Metres
or 10 000 Centimetres

What are metres and centimetres? (You people use such strange words. How do you expect a Yankee to understand?)

 

[resurrection33]

">_> you put it there what do i know" shrugs at the crazy captain

Is that true, Spock? Did you put the pencil in his pocket?
No, Captain, and Vulcans never lie.
You are only half Vulcan, Spock. (Turning to the stranger) I am inclined to believe my first officer, mister, and I cannot have my crew members wandering around stealing pencils. They cost money. Confine yourself to your quarters until further notice.

 

[loeza89]

"what quarters ? -_- im not suppose to be on this ship im not from this time and i saw you put the pencil in my pocket >_> "

 

[wwjd_kilden]

What are metres and centimetres? (You people use such strange words. How do you expect a Yankee to understand?)

one foot is 30 centimeters

about the size of the fish from the planet Gaar

 

[Pheonix]

What are metres and centimetres? (You people use such strange words. How do you expect a Yankee to understand?)

A centimetre is about 1/2 inch

 

[greatkraw]

What are metres and centimetres? (You people use such strange words. How do you expect a Yankee to understand?)

we are talking about the french metric system which your federal government agreed to but is powerless, because of your constitution , to enforce

btw Captain Kirk uses metric

 

[resurrection33]

As they miss he guy with the thermite bomb

Spock, have you seen that thermite explosive device I was studying before I went to lunch? It seems to have disappeared.
Can’t say that I have, Captain.
That would be disastrous if it got into the wrong hands. The lives of everybody aboard the starship are at risk. I have a movie date with Ensign Wanda Palleroo from engineering in five minutes. Do you suppose an exhaustive search for the explosive device could be put off until I get back?
I see no harm in it, Captain.

 

[wwjd_kilden]

did someone sat thermite? I WANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[resurrection33]

we are talking about the french metric system which your federal government agreed to but is powerless, because of your constitution , to enforce

btw Captain Kirk uses metric

I don’t think there is much sentiment at all in the USA to use metric. We love our own system.