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No, Blond.........everybody knowz a widget is whatz used to fix broken thingamabobs.......not whatchamacallits........to fix whatchamacallits, you gotta have a what'sit to attach to a thingamajig to fix a whatchamacallit.
Chill out, bro, she was just trying to help. Some of the newer widgets have a dual function, tho probably still not applicable here. Have you tried using a doojigger to dislodge it? (counterclockwise, of course)
 

p_rehbein

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Chill out, bro, she was just trying to help. Some of the newer widgets have a dual function, tho probably still not applicable here. Have you tried using a doojigger to dislodge it? (counterclockwise, of course)
Is that doojigger left or right thread? It don't need disloggen, it be broke......

My thingamajig requirez a right threaded what'sit so I can fix my whatchamacallit
 
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Is that doojigger left or right thread? It don't need disloggen, it be broke......

My thingamajig requirez a right threaded what'sit so I can fix my whatchamacallit
It's a christian doojigger, so it's obviously right.

You might just try a monkey wrench.

Just make sure you get it from a Kapuchean monkey.

Some of the others charge bananas.
 

p_rehbein

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It's a christian doojigger, so it's obviously right.

You might just try a monkey wrench.

Just make sure you get it from a Kapuchean monkey.


Some of the others charge bananas.
yeah, that's why I thought I would check with Sirk to see if he had one I could borrow
 
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yeah, that's why I thought I would check with Sirk to see if he had one I could borrow
Ahh, an excellent thought, and a cheerful giver, too.
You may want to repay him with a slice of banana bread, though,
which, as it just so happens, I'm planning on baking one later today,
AND THAT IS THE HONEST TRUTH! :D
 

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You wouldn't be looking for a widget would you? Or a thingamabob?
Blond would also suggest a doohickey....... Blond also has banana muffins in case you need to use one for payment to Sirk...

Everyone else on the thread scratches head wondering What are they talking about?
 
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No, Blond.........everybody knowz a widget is whatz used to fix broken thingamabobs.......not whatchamacallits........to fix whatchamacallits, you gotta have a what'sit to attach to a thingamajig to fix a whatchamacallit.
You do realize that you have gone into full blown Blond speakage.... I completely understand this language as I am old enough to have invented some of it.... You have entered into a Blond zone of language... You need to be gettintoit on fixin that problem...lol
 
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You do realize that you have gone into full blown Blond speakage.... I completely understand this language as I am old enough to have invented some of it.... You have entered into a Blond zone of language... You need to be gettintoit on fixin that problem...lol
C'mon Dar! I can't believe I set you up
with a line and you walked right over it.

(Line): "Some of the others charge bananas"

(Dar): How? By plugging them in, How else!! :p ;)
 
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I never understood those lyrics. Does it get so excited that it explodes? Is it eaten and bursts or what? :p

The Norwegian song with the same melody is a riddle about animals
 
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I was feeling a bit philosophical today so this came to mind:

One of the arguments I heard atheists use against faith in general. Is that people believe in religion to provide meaning in life when life actually has no meaning. No official rule. It's all a triviality. No higher power. No final destination. Subjective.

You just exist. Your instincts guide you to benefit your species in someway.

I still ask to this day whenever I think about it. Humans do have instincts. But, were supposed to be more advanced to were we don't strictly rely on instinct, right? I mean, we do things not even essential to survival. But get some kind of enjoyment from it. But if our existence means nothing, why do we care about such things?

If there was no meaning to our existence, what's the point of existing? Why do we try to go on? What's the point of trying to accomplish goals? What's the point of having a life if it's all a triviality? After all none of it matters when our time comes, right?

So how is believing God gave us a purpose any crazier of an idea than to say we don't have one?

Do understand nonbelievers who read this, I don't intend this to be mocking. But rather me analyzing. Picking it apart and making my conclusions on the matter while doing so.
 
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I never understood those lyrics. Does it get so excited that it explodes? Is it eaten and bursts or what? :p

The Norwegian song with the same melody is a riddle about animals
[video=youtube_share;woKlRWyr7eA]http://youtu.be/woKlRWyr7eA[/video]
 
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wwjd_kilden

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BTW Chancer, do you speak any Gaelic?
Since I have nothing better to do while being unemployed, I am making a very vague attempt at learning a tiny bit of it.
(I tend to learn stuff I never find any use for :p )
 
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BTW Chancer, do you speak any Gaelic?
Since I have nothing better to do while being unemployed, I am making a very vague attempt at learning a tiny bit of it.
(I tend to learn stuff I never find any use for :p )
Hear ya go, ..... All you need. ;)
[video=youtube;MdYxItV-ZGc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdYxItV-ZGc&feature=youtube_gdata_player[/video]
 
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wwjd_kilden

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hehe
There are plenty of Gaelic resources online , so I can easily find stuff like that

but I wonder if the Gaelic language uses "please" (mas e ur toil e) the same way as in English,
or if they use thank you (tapadh leat / leibh ) like we tend to to in Norway
or if they just say "I want - whatever " when i.e. ordering a beer
 

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You do realize that you have gone into full blown Blond speakage.... I completely understand this language as I am old enough to have invented some of it.... You have entered into a Blond zone of language... You need to be gettintoit on fixin that problem...lol
That's kinda scary................maybe I need an intervention.......hmm........or, some chocolate....