2nd round of corny jokes

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PepperJack

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Second round of corny jokes:

Corny Joke # 1...Why did the chicken crossed the road?
To show the possum that it could be done.

Corny Joke # 2...Why shouldn't a trumpet player eat beans before a concert?
Because he might be blowing out both ends if he does.

Corny Joke # 3... Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Because they lactose. (Lack toes)

Corny Joke # 4...Change is hard, have you ever tried to bend a coin?

Corny Joke # 5...Why was the parrot sent out of the classroom?
Because he was using fowl language!

Corny Joke # 6...What did the triangle say to the circle?
Your pointless.

Corny Joke # 7...What did the corn say when he was complimented?
Aww, shucks!

Corny Joke # 8...Why do bananas wear suntan lotion? Because they peel.

Corny Joke # 9...Did you hear about the man who was on trial for feeding his cows dynamite?
The jury said it was A-BOMB-IN-A-BULL.

Corny Joke # 10...What do you call it when a crazy cow gets loose? Udder destruction.
 
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?

- You open the door, put the elephant inside and close the door.

How do you get a giraffe inside the fridge?

- You open the door, remove the elephant, put the giraffe inside and close the door.
 
What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no idea.


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What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A fsh.


:cool:
 
wwjd_kilden said:
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?

- You open the door, put the elephant inside and close the door.

How do you get a giraffe inside the fridge?

- You open the door, remove the elephant, put the giraffe inside and close the door.
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WHere do u get these jokes?!
 
What do you have when you cross a flock of ducks with an entire zoo?


Animal quackers
 
If a cabbage is a cabbage
and a sprout is a sprout
what is a pea?


A relief!
 
Why was international womens prayer day postponed to two weeks time?

So Christian women could pray their period didnt fall on Nov 8 (Us elections) now THATS corny!
 
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