Skritches........ain't they the bestest? Especially back skritches!
For some time I have been hunting for one of those wooden back skritchers they make, you know, the ones with wee tiny wooden fingers and a really long handle. Made so you can reach ANY spot on your back that itches like crazy. Broke the one I had for years........and have been using the door frame as a substitute, but it just don't do it like those back skritchers.
I'm convinced that one would have to search far and wide to find something that pleases a man more than a good back skritch! Most might not admit it, but I'm convinced it's true. Well, ok, possible enjoying a nice ripe Avocado comes real close......sigh.
Wemmens been taught for years that the way to a mans heart is through his stomach, and while we all appreciate a good meal, a REALLY GOOD BACK SKRITCH will top any good meal!
Yup, back skritches are a joy, one might say a blessing from God!
And, speaking of it............I happened to walk into Dollar Tree last Thursday, AND RIGHT THERE AT THE FRONT DOOR was a rack of WOODEN BACK SKRITCHERS!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I actually considered, for just a moment buying ALL OF THEM. However, I settled for one, and oh my goodness, it has been wonderful!
For some time I have been hunting for one of those wooden back skritchers they make, you know, the ones with wee tiny wooden fingers and a really long handle. Made so you can reach ANY spot on your back that itches like crazy. Broke the one I had for years........and have been using the door frame as a substitute, but it just don't do it like those back skritchers.
I'm convinced that one would have to search far and wide to find something that pleases a man more than a good back skritch! Most might not admit it, but I'm convinced it's true. Well, ok, possible enjoying a nice ripe Avocado comes real close......sigh.
Wemmens been taught for years that the way to a mans heart is through his stomach, and while we all appreciate a good meal, a REALLY GOOD BACK SKRITCH will top any good meal!
Yup, back skritches are a joy, one might say a blessing from God!
And, speaking of it............I happened to walk into Dollar Tree last Thursday, AND RIGHT THERE AT THE FRONT DOOR was a rack of WOODEN BACK SKRITCHERS!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I actually considered, for just a moment buying ALL OF THEM. However, I settled for one, and oh my goodness, it has been wonderful!