Speak Your Mind.
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Shhhh.......be quiet now, cuz I don't want da Blond to wake up. Whew, can't believe I got away with that Blond joke yesterday. God is surely good. Hey, quiet now! 
I be camoflaugeding so she cain't find me......
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By telling a funny Blond joke and thinking he got away with it,
But the Blond was aware and didn't really care,
Cause she laugh too and that is the truth of it.
On a serious note...........our heat index here was 99 today, and I have to be careful when I go outside, because the meds I'm on DO NOT like the heat. Honestly, I get overly exhausted quickly, and dehydrated as well. So, whatever I have to do outside, I do before 10AM.....after that, it's the couch, a nice fresh cup of coffee and my PS3.
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I would think the ocean breeze would really help with the humidity, but, shoot, what do I know? I live in Bama, on a mountain top. Hey, at least the humidity on top of the mountain ain't what it is in the valley below!
What kind of meds to they have you on? Will they help a Blond's forgetfulness? lol
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(according to my Sister - who knows about this stuff - it's some pretty strong meds.....I'll PM you, do not want to disclose that kind of information here)
So, this older Lady goes to the Doctor and says:
"Doc, I have a problem with pooting. I poot constantly, just can't help it. But, the good thing is, they are always silent ones, and no one knows I'm pooting, and they DON'T STINK. So that's a blessing, but is there anything you can do about this? In fact, I have pooted seven times since I've been in your Office.
The Doctor gave her some pills and told her to take two a day, and come back in a week.
Next week, the Lady is back: "Doctor, I don't know what you gave me, but I don't like them. Now my poots stink to high heaven. Even I can't stand to be around me."
The Doctor looks at her and smiles, and says: "Great, now that we have cleared up your nasal blockage, let's work on your hearing."
"Doc, I have a problem with pooting. I poot constantly, just can't help it. But, the good thing is, they are always silent ones, and no one knows I'm pooting, and they DON'T STINK. So that's a blessing, but is there anything you can do about this? In fact, I have pooted seven times since I've been in your Office.
The Doctor gave her some pills and told her to take two a day, and come back in a week.
Next week, the Lady is back: "Doctor, I don't know what you gave me, but I don't like them. Now my poots stink to high heaven. Even I can't stand to be around me."
The Doctor looks at her and smiles, and says: "Great, now that we have cleared up your nasal blockage, let's work on your hearing."
