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The person above me has been secretly hoarding empty milk cartons for the past 27 years. Exactly 27 years ago today, she was visited by aliens from the planet Krinkleblobatron, who entrusted in her a recipe for an orange Jolly Rancher flavored beverage that has a mysterious property of slowing the aging process but it only works in combination with rare herb grown in the mountains of Afghanistan, which will not be available until the year 3057. The combination of the ingredients, being highly unstable, can only be stored in empty milk cartons. The aliens then left her in possession of a mysterious object, resembling a toaster. She was then given instructions to watch the episode of SpongeBob when he got the squeaky boots. On the 3rd Street of the boots, she was to activate the device where she would be transported to the year 3057 where she would infiltrate a Jolly Rancher Factory under the alias Josephine Leebowitz and await further instructions
 
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The person above me sells secret Jolly Rancher juice and Paula Deen cooking utensils on QVC.
 
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The person above me has been secretly hoarding empty milk cartons for the past 27 years. Exactly 27 years ago today, she was visited by aliens from the planet Krinkleblobatron, who entrusted in her a recipe for an orange Jolly Rancher flavored beverage that has a mysterious property of slowing the aging process but it only works in combination with rare herb grown in the mountains of Afghanistan, which will not be available until the year 3057. The combination of the ingredients, being highly unstable, can only be stored in empty milk cartons. The aliens then left her in possession of a mysterious object, resembling a toaster. She was then given instructions to watch the episode of SpongeBob when he got the squeaky boots. On the 3rd Street of the boots, she was to activate the device where she would be transported to the year 3057 where she would infiltrate a Jolly Rancher Factory under the alias Josephine Leebowitz and await further instructions
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Wait....how did you know???....are you stalking me?.....
 
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The person above me shouldn't be insulted
I like tape mouth guy
 
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The person above me broke Da Rulz and has been published for over a day by no one adding to this.
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The person above me, the person above, and the person above her are referring to movies and books that I have no clue about. Without cable TV, I am so behind these days...
 
The person above me doesn't realize how lucky she really is to not have to put up with the mind control device known as tell-lie-vision.
 
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