Cheesy pickup lines and outrageously grandiose compliments

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Ariel82

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Thought it might be funny....

My brothers used to make these off the wall compliments...will share when I remember a few

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Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!

I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.

Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.

Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.

If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.

I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.

If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber.

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

Is your daddy a Baker? Because you've got some nice bun

If God made anything more beautiful than you, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.


Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.

The above taken from:

Funny, Cute, Flattering and Cheesy Pick-up Lines - Pick Up Lines Galore!
 
Willie-T

Willie-T

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"Hey, there. Those are pretty shoes. I wish they were walkin' my way."
 
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Ultimatum77

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Are you tired?.... B/c you been running through my mind

Are you a guardian angel? ....b/c I want you next to me all the time ;P

Are you hot?,,,b/c I'm burning up over here

Soem of these were from pals I used to have ...fun times...
 
Corbinscam

Corbinscam

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I'm stealing some of these :p lol
 
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TemporaryCircumstances

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So I was at a volleyball game and before I went on to play this boy stopped me in the hallway and was like "Did you know that Hershey kisses makes a million kisses a day? I'm just asking for one."
And I just said sorry and he was like
"Your like a claw machine. Impossible to get"
Lol
 
Corbinscam

Corbinscam

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TemporaryCircumstances said:
So I was at a volleyball game and before I went on to play this boy stopped me in the hallway and was like "Did you know that Hershey kisses makes a million kisses a day? I'm just asking for one."
And I just said sorry and he was like
"Your like a claw machine. Impossible to get"
Lol
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If hes over 8 or 10 you should ignore him forever, mkay? mmmmkay.
 
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TemporaryCircumstances

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Corbinscam said:
Good deal. Good deal. :pAlso, I think I'm just going to pretend youre my little sister and beg you to stay away from males for....minimum of five years. lol :p
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Lol that's not gonna be a problem
 
Tommy379

Tommy379

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If beauty was a crime, I'd lock you up and throw away the key.
 
BruceWayne

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I heard you play soccer and I wanted to buy your jersey. Can I get your name and number?
 
blue_ladybug

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cuz you're my angel. :)
 
blue_ladybug

blue_ladybug

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Had this one used on me: Nice pants, can I talk you out of them? :/

I was like, yeah no don't think so, go away.. lol
 
Huglife

Huglife

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i was so enchanted by you that i ran into that wall over there. so im going to have to have your number and address for insurence purposes
 
blue_ladybug

blue_ladybug

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Guy to girl: Do you hear that noise?
Guy makes sound like an ambulance siren.

Girl: What's that sound?

Guy: That's the ambulance coming for me, cuz I just fell for you.

Girl: Awwwwwwwwww

Saw that one on youtube.. lol
 
blue_ladybug

blue_ladybug

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Are you candy? Because you're so sweet..
 
Huglife

Huglife

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when i was in this juniar young leaders thing in DC we would always say these lol. on the bus, and our little meeting room. it was fun
 
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LeonT

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Excuse me, I believe that one of those ribs belongs to me.
 
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CharlieGrown

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Are you from Tennessee? Cuz you're the only 10 I see.
 
PrynceNY

PrynceNY

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"You wanna know whats the best thing in my life? It's the first word of this sentence."
 
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