I will probably not get married because of the likelihood of marrying a heathen

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eph610

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Well women have to kiss a lot of frogs to find a prince.


It's only fair that men should have to kiss a lot of demon shape shifters to find a princess.:p
Well maybe that's because women cannot tell the difference between a cute lil froggy and a toad....:p

Just kidding miri!
 
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Miri

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#42
Well maybe that's because women cannot tell the difference between a cute lil froggy and a toad....:p

Just kidding miri!
There all the same. One just burps louder than the other. Lol
 
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Miri

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#44
I also use to go fishing for frogs and tadpoles as a kid.
I can handle frogs.
 

Roh_Chris

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Well women have to kiss a lot of frogs to find a prince.
Women had to kiss a lot of frogs to find a prince. But, do you know what we had to do??!

He had to find a noble steed that was willing to ride for days on a wild goose chase. Then he had to reach the castle by crossing that scary, rickety rope bridge. If that was not enough, he had to climb a flight of stairs in a dark and damp castle. On top of that, he had to pick up the Princess in his arms (because she was too dainty to walk down with him) and return via the same flights of stairs! It didn't end there, because soon he faced an angry, fire-breathing dragon. He escaped by the skin of his teeth but his troubles were only beginning. Princess believed in a fairy tale, so she refused to accept him. Convincing her was not enough, because soon he scraped his knee in falling for her and then had to fight for her hand .... all over again!

And you thought this was a man's world????! :rolleyes:

*stomps off in a huff*
 
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Miri

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Women had to kiss a lot of frogs to find a prince. But, do you know what we had to do??!

He had to find a noble steed that was willing to ride for days on a wild goose chase. Then he had to reach the castle by crossing that scary, rickety rope bridge. If that was not enough, he had to climb a flight of stairs in a dark and damp castle. On top of that, he had to pick up the Princess in his arms (because she was too dainty to walk down with him) and return via the same flights of stairs! It didn't end there, because soon he faced an angry, fire-breathing dragon. He escaped by the skin of his teeth but his troubles were only beginning. Princess believed in a fairy tale, so she refused to accept him. Convincing her was not enough, because soon he scraped his knee in falling for her and then had to fight for her hand .... all over again!

And you thought this was a man's world????! :rolleyes:

*stomps off in a huff*
Try Repunzle Repunzle let down your golden hair, next time. It makes life much easier. Lol
 

Roh_Chris

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Try Repunzle Repunzle let down your golden hair, next time. It makes life much easier. Lol
Partial germophobe here. I'm not going to clamber up a women's hair, no matter who she may be! :p
 
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Miri

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Partial germophobe here. I'm not going to clamber up a women's hair, no matter who she may be! :p

What are you eating in your avetar by the way. Icecream?

It looks nice, you could always ask Rupenzel if she wants some and lure her that way.
No hair, no dragons no fuss - job sorted.

If only the Knights of old had ice cream and chocolate, it would have saved them a lot
of bother. :D
 
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Yahweh_is_gracious

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Partial germophobe here. I'm not going to clamber up a women's hair, no matter who she may be! :p
I'm right there with you. Hair can smell very pleasant, but it's a bastion for germs, bacteria, and other assorted filth. It's a trap!
 
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pete13

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#50
Isaiah 65:5 NLT:
Yet they say to each other, 'Don't come too close or you will defile me! I am holier than you!'
These people are a stench in my nostrils, an acrid smell that never goes away.
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Yea, I didn't write that. The bible did.. :rolleyes:
should i marry a demon just so that i wont look like some sort of self righteous pharisee? I will rather look self righteous than to marry a demon.
 

Demi777

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should i marry a demon just so that i wont look like some sort of self righteous pharisee? I will rather look self righteous than to marry a demon.
The way you keep talking about demons it seems like you do have a issue with them and talk about them more than God. How about you stop whining and start comitting things to God and repenting so God can send you someone to marry. Have a nice day
 
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pete13

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Galatians 5:22-25

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But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, 23 humility, self control. Nothing in the Torah stands against such things.

24 Moreover, those who belong to the Messiah Yeshua have put their old nature to death on the stake, along with its passions and desires. 25 Since it is through the Spirit that we have Life, let it also be through the Spirit that we order our lives day by day.

nuff said...
is that what you reckon? i will give you a 100 million heathen/false Christians in your country that show the fruits like love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, [FONT=&quot] [/FONT]humility,and self control. do you think it is difficult for the devil to pretend to have these fruits? the fact is that, the heathen/false Christians show these fruits as well so how will one know who is who?
 

Fenner

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The way you keep talking about demons it seems like you do have a issue with them and talk about them more than God. How about you stop whining and start comitting things to God and repenting so God can send you someone to marry. Have a nice day
is that what you reckon? i will give you a 100 million heathen/false Christians in your country that show the fruits like love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, humility,and self control. do you think it is difficult for the devil to pretend to have these fruits? the fact is that, the heathen/false Christians show these fruits as well so how will one know who is who?

I have a wonderful idea. Stay single, problem solved.
 
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pete13

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I'd avoid Gypsies, tramps and thieves, but a nice heathen might make a better wife than a mean Christian. If your looking for the perfect mate, you'll never get married. "For the unbelieving husband is sanctified by the wife, and the unbelieving wife is sanctified by the husband: else were your children unclean; but now are they holy." (1 Corinthians 7:14).
so you believe that marrying a nice heathen is alright? i have some questions for you:
if i marry a heathen, will she be loyal? i,e will she cheat? believe me the only thing that makes a person to be intimate with only one person for 50,60, 70 80 years of marriage is being a true child of god. i don't believe a heathen will be that committed
if i marry a heathen will i be committing a sin since the bible says that Christians should not give their daughters out to the heathen.
if i marry a heathen what will be the faith of the children?
if i marry a heathen is there physical danger associated. how will you feel when you wake up and your demonic wife is on top of you and she is stabbing you in the abdomen with a kitchen knife just because you had an argument the night earlier? will she put antifreeze in my tomato sauce just because she hates that i pray?
if a Christian woman marries a heathen man,will he abandon the christian woman with the kids after a few years and run away with another woman just so that she can lose her faith?

the fact is that if you marry a heathen no matter how nice he or she is, his or her loyalty will still be to the devil and not to you. i have tried that "just live" and that "getting along with everyone" philosophy but i have noticed that no matter how you try to be liberal with them, their loyalty will never be to you, their loyalty will still be to their cult.
 

Demi777

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so you believe that marrying a nice heathen is alright? i have some questions for you:
if i marry a heathen, will she be loyal? i,e will she cheat? believe me the only thing that makes a person to be intimate with only one person for 50,60, 70 80 years of marriage is being a true child of god. i don't believe a heathen will be that committed
if i marry a heathen will i be committing a sin since the bible says that Christians should not give their daughters out to the heathen.
if i marry a heathen what will be the faith of the children?
if i marry a heathen is there physical danger associated. how will you feel when you wake up and your demonic wife is on top of you and she is stabbing you in the abdomen with a kitchen knife just because you had an argument the night earlier? will she put antifreeze in my tomato sauce just because she hates that i pray?
if a Christian woman marries a heathen man,will he abandon the christian woman with the kids after a few years and run away with another woman just so that she can lose her faith?

the fact is that if you marry a heathen no matter how nice he or she is, his or her loyalty will still be to the devil and not to you. i have tried that "just live" and that "getting along with everyone" philosophy but i have noticed that no matter how you try to be liberal with them, their loyalty will never be to you, their loyalty will still be to their cult.
judge and ye will be judged,....
 

Fenner

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so you believe that marrying a nice heathen is alright? i have some questions for you:
if i marry a heathen, will she be loyal? i,e will she cheat? believe me the only thing that makes a person to be intimate with only one person for 50,60, 70 80 years of marriage is being a true child of god. i don't believe a heathen will be that committed
if i marry a heathen will i be committing a sin since the bible says that Christians should not give their daughters out to the heathen.
if i marry a heathen what will be the faith of the children?
if i marry a heathen is there physical danger associated. how will you feel when you wake up and your demonic wife is on top of you and she is stabbing you in the abdomen with a kitchen knife just because you had an argument the night earlier? will she put antifreeze in my tomato sauce just because she hates that i pray?
if a Christian woman marries a heathen man,will he abandon the christian woman with the kids after a few years and run away with another woman just so that she can lose her faith?

the fact is that if you marry a heathen no matter how nice he or she is, his or her loyalty will still be to the devil and not to you. i have tried that "just live" and that "getting along with everyone" philosophy but i have noticed that no matter how you try to be liberal with them, their loyalty will never be to you, their loyalty will still be to their cult.

I don't think any demon would waste anti freeze or ruin a good knife. Since a demon probably has a direct line to Satan they could easily ask him to take the person out. A good fall down a set of stairs or maybe an elevator cable breaking, a vicious dog attack, swarm of killer bees. Oh or crossing the street a bus suddenly loses its brakes. So many ways to do this without getting blood on your hands. No demon would be willing to spend life in prison over a man.
 
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Tintin

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so you believe that marrying a nice heathen is alright? i have some questions for you:
if i marry a heathen, will she be loyal? i,e will she cheat? believe me the only thing that makes a person to be intimate with only one person for 50,60, 70 80 years of marriage is being a true child of god. i don't believe a heathen will be that committed
if i marry a heathen will i be committing a sin since the bible says that Christians should not give their daughters out to the heathen.
if i marry a heathen what will be the faith of the children?
if i marry a heathen is there physical danger associated. how will you feel when you wake up and your demonic wife is on top of you and she is stabbing you in the abdomen with a kitchen knife just because you had an argument the night earlier? will she put antifreeze in my tomato sauce just because she hates that i pray?
if a Christian woman marries a heathen man,will he abandon the christian woman with the kids after a few years and run away with another woman just so that she can lose her faith?

the fact is that if you marry a heathen no matter how nice he or she is, his or her loyalty will still be to the devil and not to you. i have tried that "just live" and that "getting along with everyone" philosophy but i have noticed that no matter how you try to be liberal with them, their loyalty will never be to you, their loyalty will still be to their cult.
Haha! What on earth? Get some help, you looney.
 

Lynx

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Pete you seem to have given much thought to how a woman might hurt you. If the prospect frightens you that much, remaining single is probably the better option.
 
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Miri

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Pete, me thinks you have been watching too much exorcist on TV.
Honestly I think for their own safety, women should keep well away from you.

You might want to speak to a councillor or church pastor before even contemplating marriage
but hope everything works out well for you.