Or maybe you cannot
Ha! you posted three times in a row - but it will do you no good -- I WIN!
Or maybe you cannot
I win guys, give up, and just admit;
I am truly awesome
I WIN...I WINYou are wrong on seven counts:
(1) Satan's rebellion began when he started saying "I" too often - that is your first word
(2) you say you "win" - Jesus said the first shall be last" - and this is a biblical forum - you lose!
(3) You call the rest of us "guys" - you need to use proper updated cultural language - there are also ladies posting here too - call us "people" or "mankind", but not "guys"!
(4) You are telling fellow Christians to "give up" - you want us to go to hell? (Pssst - she doesn't believe in OSAS)
(5) "and just admit" - that sounds like you think we need to just repent from our sins -- don't you know it takes faith to be saved?!
(6) You say "I am" - Don't you know that is blasphemy - only God dare use that name!
(7) And finally - don't you dare use the word "awesome" to describe yourself - only God is awesome!
And now to any other gals out there, don't try to outdo me, I am going to win: just give up, admit defeat and realize what an awesome guy I am!
You are wrong on seven counts:
(1) Satan's rebellion began when he started saying "I" too often - that is your first word
(2) you say you "win" - Jesus said the first shall be last" - and this is a biblical forum - you lose!
(3) You call the rest of us "guys" - you need to use proper updated cultural language - there are also ladies posting here too - call us "people" or "mankind", but not "guys"!
(4) You are telling fellow Christians to "give up" - you want us to go to hell? (Pssst - she doesn't believe in OSAS)
(5) "and just admit" - that sounds like you think we need to just repent from our sins -- don't you know it takes faith to be saved?!
(6) You say "I am" - Don't you know that is blasphemy - only God dare use that name!
(7) And finally - don't you dare use the word "awesome" to describe yourself - only God is awesome!
And now to any other gals out there, don't try to outdo me, I am going to win: just give up, admit defeat and realize what an awesome guy I am!
this is amazing!!! I love to watch the never ending fellowship of this thread..
How long have you had this? Greedy, aren't you?!!
I was hoping the thread had died....It was kind of ironic when it kept going lower and lower based on my post...
Shhhhhhhhhhhh there's a lion....
Shhhhhhhhhhhh there's a lion....
I know there is a Tiger around here somewhere and he's after finding someone named Jack, but is there a bear too?
I am the bear....but I still haven't seen the animal without courage...![]()
Oh brother lol
Oh brother lol
yeah, this thread has turned into a circus....we have animals, and maybe even some clowns...![]()
XD I thought I told you guys to shush
I know there is a Tiger around here somewhere and he's after finding someone named Jack, but is there a bear too?
Haha! Cheers for the shoutout, Tigress!![]()