Did You Hear the News?

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Ahhh! Woooh! What's happening? Who am I? Why am I here? What's my purpose in life? What do I mean by who am I? Okay okay, calm down calm down get a grip now. Ooh, this is an interesting sensation. What is it? Its a sort of tingling in my... well I suppose I better start finding names for things. Lets call it a... tail! Yeah! Tail! And hey, what's this roaring sound, whooshing past what I'm suddenly gonna call my head? Wind! Is that a good name? It'll do. Yeah, this is really exciting. I'm dizzy with anticipation! Or is it the wind? There's an awful lot of that now isn't it? And what's this thing coming toward me very fast? So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like 'Ow', 'Ownge', 'Round', 'Ground'! That's it! Ground! Ha! I wonder if it'll be friends with me? Hello Ground!
 
Hitchikers guide to the galaxy

a whale suddenly appears out of nothing in outer space
 
:D the setting:

they ahve used an improbability generator to get away from trouble, but this will lead to odd thngs when "normality" is restored

The Book: It is important to note that suddenly, and against all probability, a Sperm Whale had been called into existence, several miles above the surface of an alien planet and since this is not a naturally tenable position for a whale, this innocent creature had very little time to come to terms with its identity. This is what it thought, as it fell:
The Whale: Ahhh! Woooh! What's happening? Who am I? Why am I here? What's my purpose in life? What do I mean by who am I? Okay okay, calm down calm down get a grip now. Ooh, this is an interesting sensation. What is it? Its a sort of tingling in my... well I suppose I better start finding names for things. Lets call it a... tail! Yeah! Tail! And hey, what's this roaring sound, whooshing past what I'm suddenly gonna call my head? Wind! Is that a good name? It'll do. Yeah, this is really exciting. I'm dizzy with anticipation! Or is it the wind? There's an awful lot of that now isn't it? And what's this thing coming toward me very fast? So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like 'Ow', 'Ownge', 'Round', 'Ground'! That's it! Ground! Ha! I wonder if it'll be friends with me? Hello Ground!
[dies]
The Book: Curiously the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias, as it fell, was, 'Oh no, not again.' Many people have speculated that if we knew exactly *why* the bowl of petunias had thought that we would know a lot more about the nature of the universe than we do now.
 
Astrid, that was awesome!!!! I actually have that movie right now.

'Nite Aksel!!
 
:p it made no sense whatsoever, so i had to type it down to see if I can make myself remember it :p

welterusten - welterusten - welterusten - weltrusten - welterusten - welterusten - welterusten ..nah, still don´t make sense, but it´s a cool word
too early though...

*googles* Goedenavond? = good evening/ god kveld
and vanavond = kveld avond= evening .................hmmmmmm now I´m more confused :p
 
Yea, it's a little too early for a language lesson. My brain is full of bus schedules, math problems and breakfast to concentrate on languages I couldn't learn even on my best days. lol
 
I'm pretty good now. Trying to figure out what to have for lunch.