How to prove that the Earth is flat, and not a sphere...

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RickyZ said:
If the earth is flat, are all the other planets flat as well?

Or is the existence of other planets just another NASA conspiracy?
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Didn't you know that NASA is the dyslectics anagram of Satan?;) (If someone finds this post inappropriate, I'm a dyslectic myself btw) lol.
 
Susanna said:
Didn't you know that NASA is the dyslectics anagram of Satan?;) (If someone finds this post inappropriate, I'm a dyslectic myself btw) lol.
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Reminds me of a call to action I saw once - dyslectics untie!
 
Balcan said:
Ofcourse that is flat. Amen.
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i actually enjoy my soda flat. and warm.

sometimes i microwave it to get the bubbles out.

how is a flat earth heated and cooled? something tells me the thermodynamics of a relatively cool, very small and inexplicable 'sun' will simply not​ work out to match reality, if we were to do the math.

maybe the snowglobe fake planet is in a microwave.

 
RickyZ said:
If the earth is flat, are all the other planets flat as well?

Or is the existence of other planets just another NASA conspiracy?
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silly Ricky. obviously there are no such thing as planets, since the word "planet" is not in the KJV ((except it is, "wandering stars" Jude 1:13 -- but nevermind that))

what the duped masses call "planets" are really just the NASA illuminati playing with laser pointers from their secret base at the north pole, shining them on the dome. those guys, so sneaky, ya know??
 
What are planets? They're whatever NASA says they are..Pluto was a planet, then it got striped of that title..wasn't a planet , what was it? Bad, or something?To lose it's "status"? No. No it was just a dwarf. Oops, that's not PC, oh well, guess when you are the ones making the rules you can break the rules.

I'm looking for the truth. Sick and tired of being lied to, fairly sure this world is run by liers. Liers and perverts, sick people who need to be held accountable. This flat earth conversation is worth having, because scripture says the earth is flat and fixed, the sun and moon has their circuits. An honest conversation, ya know, something more than "I'm super smart and you're just stupid." Wolves, they are. Wannabe theologians, residents, fake as the ISS.
 
posthuman said:
silly Ricky. obviously there are no such thing as planets, since the word "planet" is not in the KJV ((except it is, "wandering stars" Jude 1:13 -- but nevermind that))

what the duped masses call "planets" are really just the NASA illuminati playing with laser pointers from their secret base at the north pole, shining them on the dome. those guys, so sneaky, ya know??
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Secret base in North pole? Santa Claus!


Finns wouldn't though buy that because they believe Santa is living in north Lappland.
 
posthuman said:
silly Ricky. obviously there are no such thing as planets, since the word "planet" is not in the KJV
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It is in the KJV - in one place only:


2 Kings 23:

[SUP]5[/SUP] And he put down the idolatrous priests, whom the kings of Judah had ordained to burn incense in the high places in the cities of Judah, and in the places round about Jerusalem; them also that burned incense unto Baal, to the sun, and to the moon, and to the planets, and to all the host of heaven.


and yes - it is referring to the "wondering stars"...

:)
 
posthuman said:
silly Ricky. obviously there are no such thing as planets, since the word "planet" is not in the KJV ((except it is, "wandering stars" Jude 1:13 -- but nevermind that))

what the duped masses call "planets" are really just the NASA illuminati playing with laser pointers from their secret base at the north pole, shining them on the dome. those guys, so sneaky, ya know??
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Ah, but with a flat planet there are no such things as a north and south pole ;)
 
I like this thread, it's the most entertaining one on here. :D

I suppose a flat earth would make a good frisby!

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Susanna said:
How can a flat earth have seasons?
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A flat earth can have seasonings just the same as a round earth.

You just sprinkle some thyme and rosemary here and there.
The shape of a thing never affects the seasonings...
unless maybe you're using some pineapple slices that could slip off.
 
maxwel said:
A flat earth can have seasonings just the same as a round earth.

You just sprinkle some thyme and rosemary here and there.
The shape of a thing never affects the seasonings...
unless maybe you're using some pineapple slices that could slip off.
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I really need those glasses...now! lol.
 
maxwel said:
A flat earth can have seasonings just the same as a round earth.

You just sprinkle some thyme and rosemary here and there.
The shape of a thing never affects the seasonings...
unless maybe you're using some pineapple slices that could slip off.
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You need to get new glasses but that was funny. :D
 
Susanna said:
How can a flat earth have seasons?
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It is very simple, actually - and makes sense. What does not make sense is 'Ball Earth' seasons [ at the poles ].

How can a ball Earth have seasons that are so incredibly different at the poles?

According to the 'Ball Earth' model, both poles get equal time, angle, etc. from the sun.

Why is the 'South Pole' summer season not as warm as the 'North Pole' summer season?

Why does the temperature at the 'South Pole' never reach anywhere-even-close to the temperature at the 'North Pole'?????

Why does the 'North Pole' area of the globe "flourish" with plant and animal life -- while none even exists in the 'South Pole' area of the globe?

:)
 
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