Bad news: It is snowing.
Evil white slippery stuff.
It is my considered theomalogikal opinion that "SNOW IS SINFUL" (more or less).
Before the flood there was no precipitation. The flood was the result of sin.
Before the fall, Adam and Eve wore no clothes, therefore the climate was temperate.
Snow is frozen precipitation, therefore snow is the result of sin, if not sinful itself.
Therefore we should all move to where we don't have to wear clothes and the sun shines a lot.
LOL