Des' Calvinist Love-In

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SovereignGrace

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15 Presbys on a dead man's chest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
And gin
And scotch
And bourbon
And vodka
And beer
Pretty much
Any alcohol near

WORD!!!

Those drunken bums...
 

SovereignGrace

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Local fight at a bar
Betwixt a Lutheran and a Presby
They tried to share some booze
When things got really messy

The drink was served
And both stuck forth their hand
The booze each did want
And each did take their stand

The Presby tried to kck
The Lutheran attempted a slap
They both staggered across the table
And spilled it in someone's lap

They got kicked outta the bar
Never to return again
They went to another bar
And fought over some gin

Those drunken bums...
 
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GODisLOVE7

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it was the mention of single malt, wasn't it. lol

what lady drinks that? :p

as a punitive measure, i have spammed everyone with 'likes'. ;)
Lol!

I just "like" everytime either of them ends with WORD!!!

(I don't get the Presby/Baptist jokes... Keeps it simple)
 

SovereignGrace

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Lol!

I just "like" everytime either of them ends with WORD!!!

(I don't get the Presby/Baptist jokes... Keeps it simple)
Baptists tend to be tee-totallers(no drinking whatsoever) whereas Presbyterians believe in having kegs of beer and barrells of whiskey in their living room.
 

SovereignGrace

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Lol!

I just "like" everytime either of them ends with WORD!!!

(I don't get the Presby/Baptist jokes... Keeps it simple)
FYI...I am not in the tee-totallers camp, although I personally don't drink. Brother Des takes up the slack. :p
 
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GODisLOVE7

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Baptists tend to be tee-totallers(no drinking whatsoever) whereas Presbyterians believe in having kegs of beer and barrells of whiskey in their living room.
I kinda picked up on that... WORD!!!
 

Desdichado

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The stereotypical Baptist is also a glutton.

Our denomination also tends to retain more non-essential characteristics of Reformed theology IMHO

I'm a bad Presby.
 
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GODisLOVE7

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You owe me royalties. I copyrighted WORD!!!

I take cash and/or credit cards. Just PM me your info. :p
I don't have cash/credit cards but if I find that missing woman I can send her (only if she desires). She may choose to go visit that other dude who was looking for a "feminine" woman.
 

SovereignGrace

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I don't have cash/credit cards but if I find that missing woman I can send her (only if she desires). She may choose to go visit that other dude who was looking for a "feminine" woman.
Missing woman? Is Des missing?????

Des!!! Where are you!?!?!?!?
 
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renewed_hope

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I'd prefer dwarves. They have more riches and like to party.
Well, I think all of them love to party except for sleepy and grumpy, but I'm not totally convinced on grumpy, he may secretly love to party :p