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SovereignGrace

SovereignGrace

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Dude's comin' at me
Sayin' yo momma
Thinks he's a period
But he acts like a comma

His life is filled
With every day drama
Especially when the check's late
To his baby's momma

His life is lived in the dark
Think he has an explantion
But it's only
A question mark

Dude's frontin' me
Think he lives like other men
He doesn't realize
I used to listen to Eminem

This is only in jest
I hope not offend
We each have a zest
And I call you my friend

WORD!!!
 
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Grandpa

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I'm no expert, but I believe when someone drops the mic they have declared victory and the battle is over...

I'll have to watch 8 mile again to be sure.
 
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jennymae

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#443
Little lady standin' watchin'
Dumbfounded and baffled
That rap rhythm jammin'
Entertainin' the thread

Two denom lovin' posters
Buggin' and slappin'
Over waterboardin' babies
Ain't no repentin'

Tellin' on each other
Mamas pointin' finger
Now go git a switch
Yalls tails are endangered

Mamas givin'em a whuppin
Stop that durn hissy pitchin'
Or else she gonna clicks
And nobodys git'n outta that fix
 
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jennymae

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#444
SovereignGrace said:
Dude's comin' at me
Sayin' yo momma
Thinks he's a period
But he acts like a comma

His life is filled
With every day drama
Especially when the check's late
To his baby's momma

His life is lived in the dark
Think he has an explantion
But it's only
A question mark

Dude's frontin' me
Think he lives like other men
He doesn't realize
I used to listen to Eminem

This is only in jest
I hope not offend
We each have a zest
And I call you my friend

WORD!!!
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This is great:).
 
preacher4truth

preacher4truth

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[video=youtube;PKrFZvbkVXQ]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKrFZvbkVXQ[/video]
 
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Grandpa

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That girl has real talent. That was awesome.
 
SovereignGrace

SovereignGrace

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Grandpa said:
I'm no expert, but I believe when someone drops the mic they have declared victory and the battle is over...

I'll have to watch 8 mile again to be sure.
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The only reason Desdichado does a mic drop? Bcause he's one. He's had one too many and can't hold on to it. He's presby, youse knows?
 
Desdichado

Desdichado

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Well I won't deny it. I'm visiting a distillery today.

SovereignGrace said:
The only reason Desdichado does a mic drop? Bcause he's one. He's had one too many and can't hold on to it. He's presby, youse knows?
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Desdichado

Desdichado

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Also, mic drop due to loss of coordination. Hahahahahaha. I'm loving it.
 
SovereignGrace

SovereignGrace

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I goofed I hafta admit
notmyown
Is a gal
And I thought she was gent

So I extend my apology
If I have offended
Attempting to repair a fence
That needs mended

Pink means girl
Blue means boy
I need to see the color
Of those I annoy

I extend my apology
To notmyown
You're a girl not a boy
Now I go home alone

WORD!!!
 
Desdichado

Desdichado

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Sovereign Grace. I made friends with a distillery owner. The distillery closed early and we went to a brewery a couple miles down the road. Surely there is a poem in that.
 
SovereignGrace

SovereignGrace

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Desdichado said:
Sovereign Grace. I made friends with a distillery owner. The distillery closed early and we went to a brewery a couple miles down the road. Surely there is a poem in that.
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Desdichado made a friend
That doesn't make sense
Girls take one look at him
And usually jump a fence

He goes to the distillery
To the owners surprise
A Presby comes in
And drinks till he's fried

They close down the distillery
Desdichado goes sad
Like he was Hillary
Goes to a brewery
And he's no longer mad

They talk for hours
Till way past dusk
The owner got pickpocketed
Like talking corn from the husk

That's what happens
When you try to trust a Presbyterian
They take what you got
And leave you in the cold
Like you was in Syberia

WORD!!
 
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Desdichado

Desdichado

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A brilliant piece
I tip you my hat
I'd sell you my niece
And give you cat

But there is just one thing
One sticking point
That gives your poem a ding
Seems out of joint

Steal from the owner?
An unthinkable action
I'd be a goner
I'd gain no traction

Here's what I did
This what I do
Of this I won't kid
Afterall I'm a Jew

Make friends with the man
Till the day we both die
Never exchange for a can
A lifetime of rye!!!!
 
SovereignGrace

SovereignGrace

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The day had come
The time was at near
A debate of theology
Grape juice vs beer

The Presby slammed the table
Said Miller Lite will due
The Baptist said Welch's grape juice
For Baptists will do

The slurs ran hard
The growd was agasp
The words they heard
Caused many to collapse

After six hours
Neither side would relent
The crowd left saying
That was time foolishly spent

Oddly enough at the end of the debate
The Baptist and Presby
Shook hands and grinned
Thinking they each did win

In this debate of
Grape juice vs beer
In case they wish to have anothet debate
Take 'em out back and kck their rears
 
Desdichado

Desdichado

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A tale of churches
This will be grand
One built upon rock
One built upon sand

The first has one service
They call it worship
The other has ten
They try to be hip

One has brief meetings
On simple matters
While the other has beatings
Their budget in tatters

There's wine in the cellar
Pres communion works out
The Welches expired
Fomented a rout

Some say we're drunk
Some say we're tipsy
But our budget's in red
And our pastor's not dispy
 
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Grandpa

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Desdichado said:
A tale of churches
This will be grand
One built upon rock
One built upon sand

The first has one service
They call it worship
The other has ten
They try to be hip

One has brief meetings
On simple matters
While the other has beatings
Their budget in tatters

There's wine in the cellar
Pres communion works out
The Welches expired
Fomented a rout

Some say we're drunk
Some say we're tipsy
But our budget's in red
And our pastor's not dispy
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(mic drop)...
 
SovereignGrace

SovereignGrace

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Baptists are gluttons
Presbys are drunks
When we beat them in theology
They stick us in trunks

Keep those wise ppl silenced
That way our ppl won't care
When we look at them
And say hand me a beer

WORD!!!

Those drunken bums...
 
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