The Gun Thread

[Desdichado]

I'm so uncultured.

Davy Crockett's rifle, of course! ( Old Betsy )

 

[Tinuviel]

I'm so uncultured.

For real. I mean, didn't you know that the first rule of proper etiquette is to know the name of Davy Crockett's rifle before you leave the house! SO important.

 

[GaryA]

I'm so uncultured.

"Not any more!..."

Consider your 'culture' raised a notch...

 

[Desdichado]

As for me-

AR-15 = "Deborah"

Glock 19= "Jael"

Walther PPS= "Rahab"

No, I'm not a member of Mossad.

 

[Desdichado]

Deborah is my #1, but Jael gets more attention. Rahab is only used carried when I need to be secretive (get it! the spy hahaha)

 

[SovereignGrace]

.25--pffft!!
.32--yah riiight
.40--yeah baby!!
.45--death boy!!!!
.500--broken wrist

 

[Desdichado]

.380- Did I shoot anything?

 

[SovereignGrace]

.380- Did I shoot anything?

That's what I bought the wifey...pink to boot...

 

[SovereignGrace]

.357--adios muchacho
.22--bird and rat killer

 

[Desdichado]

As a 9x19 man, I never liked the .380.

Just...a little more...bullet... Parabellum!

 

[Desdichado]

5.56- Commie Killer
7.62x39- American Killer
.308- Bigger Commie Killer

 

[SovereignGrace]

Bazooka--face remover

 

[Desdichado]

9x19- for conservatives

.45 - for reactionaries

.40- for moderates

7.62x39- for opponents of American conservatism outside the US

Nerf- For all the others. They're convinced there is nothing else.

Bazooka--face remover

 

[Desdichado]

.380- for panzy Hollywood method actors who think they know how they shoot a gun

 

[jennymae]

Single action 45 for me.

 

[Desdichado]

Supersoaker- for pretend German gunowners like Demi.

 

[Desdichado]

You must do drop-leg carry like all the cool cowboys and operators.

Single action 45 for me.

 

[jennymae]

You must do drop-leg carry like all the cool cowboys and operators.

Looks like I'm heading to Dodge city.

 

[SovereignGrace]

Flamethrower--microdermabrasion

 

[SovereignGrace]