Sriracha - I mean...c'mon folks. It's garlic and chili sauce, and it's not even very good. Somehow though, it's so wildly popular that now you can get the flavor of that drek in almost anything your little heart desires. When is Starbucks going to debut the Sriracha-mochacino that they can fleece the baa-ing and bleeting masses $8.95 for the privilege of drinking?
Yoga pants. They are a privilege, not a right. If you look like a busted can of biscuits when you wear your $100 yoga pants and your "cute boots", you are doing it wrong. Back to sweatpants and bathroom slippers for you.
Junk on rear view mirrors. Dreamcatchers - do you sleep in your car? Rosaries - not doing you any good hanging off the rear view mirror, you little mackarel-muncher. Badges, beads, and other assorted flotsam and jetsam. Just knock it off.
The wanna-be doomsday preppers. Look chief...if you can't climb a flight of stairs without breaking out in a sweat and wheezing, you aren't impressing anybody with your 4XL "tactical" load-bearing vest, nor do you instill any confidence about your skills as a tactical operator. You go right ahead and keep prepping for the apocalypse, but I might suggest you get off the couch occasionally to get ready and in shape. If things turn out bad, the rest of us are going to eat the fat and slow members of society. Mmmm...long pig.
Have you ever noticed that toilet paper rolls are narrower than they were 5 years ago? It's a fact. You pay approximately the same price for the same number of rolls, but you are actually getting less square footage of TP. So, in actuality, the price of TP has gone up dramatically, but the manufacturers play a little trick on the consumer.