Speak Your Mind.

[EarnestQ]

Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a three year old girl, to hold the flashlight over her mommy so he could see to help deliver the baby.

Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, little Conner was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Conner began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3 yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.

Kathleen thoughtfully responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place....smack his butt again".

 

[Demi777]

Meh can someone explain to me why we are learning to play ping pong whem we are doing a degree in business managent...lol i dont get it lol

 

[JesusLives]

did you fly? lol

For about two seconds he did and then he hit the floor.....thud....splat.

 

[notmyown]

who is "he"? Your hubby, son...

Frank is a CC member who has become a dear friend to many of us.
his user name is 'a child of god'. (no spaces)

he doesn't post anymore. he has a lot of health problems, and great faith in the Lord.

 

[Magenta]

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[Huglife]

Tomorrow is Friday. You can do it guys

 

[WineRose]

Tomorrow is Friday. You can do it guys

Ha! It's Friday here already...lol

 

[Magenta]

Ha! It's Friday here already...lol

Our weekend will last longer than yours

 

[Huglife]

Our weekend will last longer than yours

Now that just ain't fair y'all
Weekends are like the minute boxers get in between rounds

 

[Magenta]

 

[renewed_hope]

So far I have enjoyed having a day off....besides having a meeting this morning, but then again it was fun. I had lunch with a friend and now I am getting highlights and according to the stylist I have an abnormally large amount of hair lol

 

[PrynceNY]

Had a dream was at a friends house with a group of people, it was a regular day and all of a sudden a massive earthquake happened. People didn't know what it was then the sky turned completely black & people started getting on their knees shouting Jesus is coming then I woke up.

 

[mailmandan]

Good morning everyone.

 

[blue_ladybug]

Good morning!!

 

[blue_ladybug]

Happy Friday..

 

[WineRose]

Good night

 

[notmyown]

Had a dream was at a friends house with a group of people, it was a regular day and all of a sudden a massive earthquake happened. People didn't know what it was then the sky turned completely black & people started getting on their knees shouting Jesus is coming then I woke up.

dreams are weird sometimes, amiright?

but! Jesus is coming.

 

[renewed_hope]

Happy Friday..

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Lol I did mine on Monday

 

[p_rehbein]

Had a dream was at a friends house with a group of people, it was a regular day and all of a sudden a massive earthquake happened. People didn't know what it was then the sky turned completely black & people started getting on their knees shouting Jesus is coming then I woke up.

it was me........my bad.......sorry

 

[Magenta]