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Colonoscopies are no joke, but these comments during the exam were quite humorous..... A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:
1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!
2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
3. "Can you hear me NOW?"
4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
5. "You know, in Arkansas , we're now legally married."
6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Doc?"
7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."
8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!
10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"
And the best one of all..
12. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?"
1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!
2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
3. "Can you hear me NOW?"
4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
5. "You know, in Arkansas , we're now legally married."
6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Doc?"
7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."
8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!
10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"
And the best one of all..
12. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?"
LOL! I got my first colonoscopy last year. The worst part of the whole experience was not drinking a half gallon of industrial strength colon blow. The worst part was starving! I did not eat solid food for 38 hours! 
'OLD' IS WHEN Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs and make love,' and you answer, 'Pick one; I can't do both!'
'OLD ' IS WHEN Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot
'OLD' IS WHEN A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door
'OLD' IS WHEN Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
'OLD' IS WHEN You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
'OLD' IS WHEN You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police
'OLD' IS WHEN 'Getting a little action' means you don't need to take any fiber today
'OLD' IS WHEN 'Getting lucky' means you find your car in the parking lot.
'OLD' IS WHEN An 'all nighter' means not getting up to use the bathroom.
AND
'OLD' IS WHEN You are not sure these are jokes.
'OLD ' IS WHEN Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot
'OLD' IS WHEN A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door
'OLD' IS WHEN Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
'OLD' IS WHEN You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
'OLD' IS WHEN You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police
'OLD' IS WHEN 'Getting a little action' means you don't need to take any fiber today
'OLD' IS WHEN 'Getting lucky' means you find your car in the parking lot.
'OLD' IS WHEN An 'all nighter' means not getting up to use the bathroom.
AND
'OLD' IS WHEN You are not sure these are jokes.
I really miss the sun here too
Rain, rain everyday. I need the sun. I'm solar powered.
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