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Lol you might have to say it out loud a few times to get it. Lol I didn't get it at first either when my cousin pulled that joke on me.
Dude I just got it, risque... but *fists bumps you quietly under the table* nice. :p
 
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Lol I can't resist a good pun when it presents itself. But I didn't come up with it.

hahah. I'm glad we're in the absence of ladies now. But i mean, i guess the only way to know is to take the scriptures word at men and women are perfect for each other... Either that or ask the athlete formerly known as Bruce Jenner lol
 
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hahah. I'm glad we're in the absence of ladies now. But i mean, i guess the only way to know is to take the scriptures word at men and women are perfect for each other... Either that or ask the athlete formerly known as Bruce Jenner lol
Sure I guess, but I wouldn't really know, all I can do is imagine.
 
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And like... Cmon, I am so trying to tread lightly here, but Women, aren't your desires interrupted when you're going through those 3 to 5 or 5 to 7 or whatever the heck number it is of days? And like if you're pregnant? Once you score a goal in hockey the team just doesn't try as hard. Seriously. But for men it's like... REPRODUCE! REPRODUCE! REPRODUCE! NOW! NOW! NOW! NOW! I'm seriously stubborn about this, but you can't convince me in my mind that women were somehow programmed with a lesser drive for intercourse. It just... Idk, forgive me.
 

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Thank you but I'm all set in this regards. As far as the film is concerned I've already seen the trailer so I'll pass on that. I will say that sex outside of marriage is wrong in the eyes of God and it is most unwise to pursue that path. Despite your offer as an educational facilitator and your examples on how to treat a woman I feel that I'm well versed in this area as well. I'll take it from here.
 
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Thank you but I'm all set in this regards. As far as the film is concerned I've already seen the trailer so I'll pass on that. I will say that sex outside of marriage is wrong in the eyes of God and it is most unwise to pursue that path. Despite your offer as an educational facilitator and your examples on how to treat a woman I feel that I'm well versed in this area as well. I'll take it from here.

Finally someone said it! Thank you for pointing this out. Well said brother.
 
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Thank you but I'm all set in this regards. As far as the film is concerned I've already seen the trailer so I'll pass on that. I will say that sex outside of marriage is wrong in the eyes of God and it is most unwise to pursue that path. Despite your offer as an educational facilitator and your examples on how to treat a woman I feel that I'm well versed in this area as well. I'll take it from here.
Lol, okay but i mean... In my view, whoever you have sex with IS your husband or wife once you do that... Whether or not you have had an official banquet ceremony or not, you know? Like Jesus said to the woman... You've had FIVE husbands. He knew her deeds somehow and she went and told people "He knew everything i've ever done"
 
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Finally someone said it! Thank you for pointing this out. Well said brother.
*Facepalm* Not the white dog lady again. Lord NOT THE WHITE DOG LADY. I did not know tourist was a brother... His icon makes me call into question his position on the field, and his age makes me wonder from how long of a retired athletes perspective he's speaking out of. So, lets not forget to take those factors into account as well.
 

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*Facepalm* Not the white dog lady again. Lord NOT THE WHITE DOG LADY. I did not know tourist was a brother... His icon makes me call into question his position on the field, and his age makes me wonder from how long of a retired athletes perspective he's speaking out of. So, lets not forget to take those factors into account as well.
I simply choose my avatar because it is colorful and I have no intentions of changing it to please anybody. I have been married 3 times, the first was horrible and ended in divorce after 6 1/2 years. After an 18 year hiatus of celibacy I remarried at the age of 47. It was a difficult but loving marriage and ended with the death of my spouse after 11 years 2 months. I met a wonderful woman on this site and have been married since Nov 2014. With the grace of God I have been loving and faithful through my previous marriages and in my current marriage which is going to be my last one. I have not always been an angel in all my previous relationships outside of marriage but like I said, God intended sex to be within the boundary of marriage. As far as my age is concerned and how it affects me all I will say is that a happy wife makes for a happy life. You can connect the dots any way you chose. Either way, I really don't care.
 
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*Facepalm* Not the white dog lady again. Lord NOT THE WHITE DOG LADY. I did not know tourist was a brother... His icon makes me call into question his position on the field, and his age makes me wonder from how long of a retired athletes perspective he's speaking out of. So, lets not forget to take those factors into account as well.
Age doesn't make any difference. Sex before marriage is wrong according to the Bible and you're acting like it isn't. The woman Jesus spoke to was a sinner,He knew it,she knew it. The Bible indicates she did not continue sinning after Jesus spoke to her. He didn't condone her lifestyle.



And yes,its the white dog,get use to it. You'll see her often when threads like this keep popping up.
 
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I simply choose my avatar because it is colorful and I have no intentions of changing it to please anybody. I have been married 3 times, the first was horrible and ended in divorce after 6 1/2 years. After an 18 year hiatus of celibacy I remarried at the age of 47. It was a difficult but loving marriage and ended with the death of my spouse after 11 years 2 months. I met a wonderful woman on this site and have been married since Nov 2014. With the grace of God I have been loving and faithful through my previous marriages and in my current marriage which is going to be my last one. I have not always been an angel in all my previous relationships outside of marriage but like I said, God intended sex to be within the boundary of marriage. As far as my age is concerned and how it affects me all I will say is that a happy wife makes for a happy life. You can connect the dots any way you chose. Either way, I really don't care.
You certainly have a history. Thanks for sharing, You're very right, a companion is important, man was not meant to be alone.
 
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Age doesn't make any difference. Sex before marriage is wrong according to the Bible and you're acting like it isn't. The woman Jesus spoke to was a sinner,He knew it,she knew it. The Bible indicates she did not continue sinning after Jesus spoke to her. He didn't condone her lifestyle.



And yes,its the white dog,get use to it. You'll see her often when threads like this keep popping up.

I have to thank you kayla from the bottom of my heart for adding like 50 years onto my life because of how much i can't stop laughing when you speak.
 
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I have to thank you kayla from the bottom of my heart for adding like 50 years onto my life because of how much i can't stop laughing when you speak.

Great, get ready to add another 100 or so.




ps.don't see the funny in sin but I guess thats just me
 
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Great, get ready to add another 100 or so.


ps.don't see the funny in sin but I guess thats just me
You're incorrect if you think you're without sin, but i am so ready to laugh... hang on i have to make popcorn... Actually, wait... You're a woman right? You go do it. Mush!
 
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Quote " if you think you're without sin"

Ahhhh where did I say I dont sin???


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You're a woman right? You go do it. Mush!"


Hummm,nope just for my husband. And he's actually such a sweetheart he'd make it for me. He makes it best.

 

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You certainly have a history. Thanks for sharing, You're very right, a companion is important, man was not meant to be alone.
What is most important is to humbly serve the Lord doing the best with what He graciously provides. Personally, I believe companionship makes this life's journey more meaningful sharing the experience and growing together spiritually. If you are lonely it is wise to pray for God to search and find a loving and faithful person to become your spouse. Speaking from experience if you leave God out of the selection process you will most likely certainly regret it. Without the commitment of marriage any relationship becomes a house of cards that will certainly collapse after the first storm.
 
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Quote " if you think you're without sin"

Ahhhh where did I say I dont sin???


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You're a woman right? You go do it. Mush!"


Hummm,nope just for my husband. And he's actually such a sweetheart he'd make it for me. He makes it best.


Does he let you eat it at the table or does he put it in a metal bowl on the floor where it's easier for you to reach?
 
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