[sings] I'm reviewing the situation
Can a fellow be a villain all his life?
All the trials and tribulations.
Better settle down and get myself a wife!
And a wife would cook and sew for me,
And come for me, and go for me,
And go for me, and nag at me,
The fingers, she would wag at me.
The money she would take from me.
A misery, she'll make from me...
I think I'd better think it out again!