Stupid questions / warnings / info

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GaryA

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WineRose said:
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"If you can't make it to that meeting, then try the one on Thursday the week before --- we are planning our first meeting to be on that day..."
 
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GaryA

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#42
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Depleted said:
A store near us had a BOGO sign.

"Buy One, Get One!" Kind of thought that was the going rate for one. lol
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Exactly. Makes perfect sense, doesn't it?
 
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Yahweh_is_gracious

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#43
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Galatea said:
Here's a good one that might help guys out:

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Agreed. Most helpful. I get confused trying to figure it out, which is why I take the lazy approach and just lump all women in the "crazy as a sack full of hot cats" category.
 
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wwjd_kilden

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Rockrz said:
PC Repair Guy

I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Harold the computer guy, to come over. Harold clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. He gave me a bill for a minimum service call.

As he was walking away, I called after him, "So, what was wrong?"
He replied, "It was an ID ten T error."

I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, "An, ID ten T
error? What's that. in case I need to fix it again?" The computer guy grinned.... "Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?"

"No," I replied. "Write it down," he said, "and I think you'll figure it out."

So I wrote out .. I D 1 0 T

I used to like Harold.
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ooooh, that would have been sooooooo tempting when I worked for Xerox
 
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wwjd_kilden

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#48
#48
Ever read the instructions for electrical devices?

I don't have one here atm but they tend to go

"Don't put the device in water while on"
"Don't let toddlers set up / use the device without supervision"
"Don't remove the shell and tinker with the thingies inside"
(...let ye get zapped)
 
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joefizz

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#49
#49
don't rock the fridge it's not...cool!
 
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joefizz

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#50
#50
use leash on pet,so it's not unleashed!!!
 
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joefizz

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#51
#51
don't bother bulls,you might see red!!!
 
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wwjd_kilden

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#52
#52
Oh, that reminds me of a sign I saw in a bar .... let me see if I can find the picture .....
nah... can't remember where I was, but it went something like this:

"No fighting, no football colours and no unusual pets"
 
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Galatea

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#53
#53
GaryA said:
I think there are all kinds of crazy that women are prone to; hopefully, men won't meet up with too many bath salts crazy types.

I think there are all kinds of crazy that women are prone to. Hopefully, men won't meet up with too many bath salts crazy types.

I think there are all kinds of crazy to which women are prone; hopefully, men won't meet up with too many bath salts crazy types.

I think there are all kinds of crazy to which women are prone. Hopefully, men won't meet up with too many bath salts crazy types.


You said you were a teacher - right?

:p

( It must be summer vacation... :rolleyes: )

;)
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Freudian slip. Women are prone to being attracted to crazy men.
 
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joefizz

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#54
#54
washing clothes prohibited,drying clothes encouraged!
 
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Galatea

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Yahweh_is_gracious said:
Agreed. Most helpful. I get confused trying to figure it out, which is why I take the lazy approach and just lump all women in the "crazy as a sack full of hot cats" category.
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Crazy and dangerous about sums it up.
 
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joefizz

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#56
#56
no shoes,no shirt,no service(so...pants or underwear,not required...smart!!!)
 
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wwjd_kilden

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#57
PS, I should add that what I am looking for is genuine warnings / info that you have seen,
not just random things off the internet that could have been photoshopped / invented :)

Like how bags of nuts tend to have a warning saying "May contain traces of nuts"
 
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joefizz

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#59
#59
no trespassing,unless you're passing through!
 
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joefizz

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wwjd_kilden said:
PS, I should add that what I am looking for is genuine warnings / info that you have seen,
not just random things off the internet that could have been photoshopped / invented :)

Like how bags of nuts tend to have a warning saying "May contain traces of nuts"
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actually the no shoes no shirt no service sign was real!at kfc!!!!
 
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