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Sorry man, but life's a jerk sometimes...
sorry to break it to you slave but three time losers go to prison so while you wait in imaginary jail,I shall take the prize home!!I would like to thank the entire thread body for choosing me to represent you in the "CC's" first annual last place winner. It is such an honor to be elected as your "loser" president. I am humbled that you would place your faith and trust in me. This is a responsibility that I do not take lightly, and I will endeavor to represent you with the utmost transparency and boldness.
I would like to thank my opponents for running such a fair and competitive campaign and for opening my eyes to so many new perspectives regarding this insanity. I would also like to thank my campaign manager, "Cool Cat Carl" and all of the many volunteers who worked tirelessly to help me achieve this accomplishment.
Lastly, I would like to thank my family and friends for their unending support, my fraternity brethren in Christ for their late-night pep talks, and the baristas at the local coffee house who saw me entirely too often throughout this campaign. But most of all, thank you to the "anti-winners" for using your voice, your vote, to express your confidence in me. Thank you for the opportunity to serve you. And I will share my "Best last-placenesses" with you all, for I am sure it has already rubbed off on all of us!
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Leave your name at the sound of the beep
Beeeeeeeeeeep
ok, I don't know what Im doing anymore...lol
there after she joined slave in imaginary jail while joefizz still keeps the prize!!!'muhahaha!*Crashes slave's little ceremony by driving right into the wall using a steel-plated police car, then climbs out wielding a katana with determined eyes fixed on the trophy. Everyone was too shocked to do anything, so Wine just simply walked up to the trophy and snatched it off the pedestal. Smiling, she got back into the police car, reversed out of there and drove off into the night*