I was laughing at you young folk when I read this! But as the thread went on, I realized I had not listed to commercial music since early 1980. That is when I got saved, and needed to walk away from the whole: My boyfriend's back/This is the End/Wooden Ships!
That was helped by moving to northern BC, where all we had was CBC, cranking out the classical hits, and alternative music. Yes, even then, alternative music was weird.
So, unless my kids played it in the 90's, I literally don't know any songs after 1980. But pretty much every song from about 1964 on. Although some of the American songs were not played in Canada, so I don't know them. We tried to keep up with current songs, in our band, but some groups sound good, but they are not worth singing or playing. Fleetwood Mac comes to mind.
So, my song for people to figure out is (from memory) (It had a cameo appearance on this thread, much earlier!)
There's a lady who sure all that glitters is gold,
And she's buying a _________________________