SURVEY FOR NON PARTICPANTS IN THE TIRESOME BDF

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Just for fun I would like to:

  • hit them over the head with the biggest Bible available

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • limit their posts to possibly 1 a day

    Votes: 1 11.1%
  • send them to a small island populated only by penguins

    Votes: 1 11.1%
  • give them an auditorium with 5000 people who hiss and boo at them

    Votes: 1 11.1%
  • sign them up for the one way trip to Mars

    Votes: 1 11.1%
  • send them on a blind date with Attila the Hun

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • allow them to post in the conspiracy forum only, where most of their posts actually belong

    Votes: 2 22.2%
  • fine them every time they misquote, leave out, twist or otherwise abuse scripture

    Votes: 1 11.1%
  • as a last resort, invite them for a personal 1 on 1 in the alley

    Votes: 2 22.2%

  • Total voters
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NoNameMcgee

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#21
thats a funny poll

i didnt vote yet
but you made me chuckle


thanks sevenseas
xD
 
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Depleted

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#22
"Lately"? Been on the site since 2011. BDF has always been bad. Nothing new at all.
"Lately," as in this century? lol
 
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sevenseas

Guest
#23
I see it, but none of the categories fit my feelings this morning. I'm not yet as hateful as I need to be to really get into cutting remarks............. too close to my opening prayer, I guess.
add whatever you want. I don't wish to control the creativity of others :eek:


The Survey? "Them" is us, and that makes it rough to be too critical.


uh oh. u = 2 serious 4 me @ x's

but I don't see anyone who has responded so far that actually fits what I wrote.

that's ok. I don't 'feel' introspective today. I suffered for it yesterday so I need a break...
:p

 
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sevenseas

Guest
#24
Sevenseas,

This poll was hilarious!! :D Thanks for a bit of humor after a very long week.

I would have voted for the "send them to a small island only populated by penguins", but I'm concerned about the well-being of the penguins. :(

I might not be PETA, but I'm still pretty sure that would be considered cruel and unusual punishment (for the penguins, of course.)

Thanks again for the laughs! :)
all right then!

I bust out laughing at the penguin remark. too true. innocent penguins...what was I thinking?

and you are most welcome for the humor. gotta survive on it at times
 
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ha!

that is exactly what I tell my husband when he says "I don't know why you go there."

I honestly do appreciate this



and I am honestly sometimes amazed at how the mind of some works...or not as the case may be

I am also convinced there are some that honestly have mental blocks and do their best but just cannot get past something

but it's the blowhards blokes that just insert their 'wordy worldly wisdom' that I am poking fun at here.
I'm pretty sure many people here would say I fit right into the middle of that group, so I can't say a lot about that.
 
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sevenseas

Guest
#26
Two important questions, (although I already answered, and probably shouldn't have based on my first question):
1. Who are the "normal people?"
2. Who gets the money from the fines, because this could be a wealth stream right there.

seriously?

with the sometimes scathing posts you make? (I appreciate your efforts by the way as they are mostly called for when u do 'em)

normal people are those who have a sense of humor and at least a modicum of perspective

thread hogs don't seem to have that

fines...open to suggestions?
 
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sevenseas

Guest
#27
I'm pretty sure many people here would say I fit right into the middle of that group, so I can't say a lot about that.

oh snoot

someone needs to tickle you

too serious
 
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Depleted

Guest
#29
Every SINGLE post that we write, whether it be on the BDF, Prayer request, Conspiracy, etc.. MUST be in light of, and in remembrance of,
1 Corinthians 13New King James Version (NKJV)

The Greatest Gift

13 Though I speak with the tongues of men and of angels, but have not love, I have become sounding brass or a clanging cymbal. 2 And though I have the gift of prophecy, and understand all mysteries and all knowledge, and though I have all faith, so that I could remove mountains, but have not love, I am nothing. 3 And though I bestow all my goods to feed the poor, and though I give my body to be burned,[a] but have not love, it profits me nothing.
4 Love suffers long and is kind; love does not envy; love does not parade itself, is not puffed up; 5 does not behave rudely, does not seek its own, is not provoked, thinks no evil; 6 does not rejoice in iniquity, but rejoices in the truth; 7 bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things.
8 Love never fails. But whether there are prophecies, they will fail; whether there are tongues, they will cease; whether there isknowledge, it will vanish away. 9 For we know in part and we prophesy in part. 10 But when that which is perfect has come, then that which is in part will be done away.
11 When I was a child, I spoke as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child; but when I became a man, I put away childish things. 12 For now we see in a mirror, dimly, but then face to face. Now I know in part, but then I shall know just as I also am known.
13 And now abide faith, hope, love, these three; but the greatest of these is love.




IT IS COMPLETELY MEANINGLESS HOW RIGHT WE ARE IF WE ARE NOT SPEAKING IN A LOVING MATTER!
Every thread should have this Chapter as the 1st post.

BTW, love you Sevenseas!
LOL Honestly! I tried that yesterday. Did you know I am sarcastic, have a no-lady spirit, didn't provide any scripture to support my theory, (and honestly, this was said after posting the first three verses of 1 Cor. 13), and I'm not a teacher either?

Okay, you probably do know all that, (except maybe you are as confused as I am on how my no-lady has become a spirit), but after just posting 1 Cor. 13:1-3? Yeesh!

I think this is too funny that even that was tried, but didn't work.
 
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NoNameMcgee

Guest
#30
I'm pretty sure many people here would say I fit right into the middle of that group, so I can't say a lot about that.
nahhh

youre cool willy

even if i disagree with you sometimes
lol
 
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Depleted

Guest
#31
can someone tell me? is the poll not working? first one I've done and maybe I messed it up?

I can't see any results even if I am signed out

thanks
Three answers so far, but no one seems interested in the fine money yet. LOL
 
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missy2014

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#32
in the words of stereotypical hollywood Mafia : You funny

sorry to all the Italians out there much love
 
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oh snoot

someone needs to tickle you

too serious
Although I do have many very pointed opinions and definite beliefs, I am probably the least "serious" person in our whole congregation. (You can ask *Tourist* and *JesusLives* if you need verification.)
 
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Depleted

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#34
seriously?

with the sometimes scathing posts you make? (I appreciate your efforts by the way as they are mostly called for when u do 'em)

normal people are those who have a sense of humor and at least a modicum of perspective

thread hogs don't seem to have that

fines...open to suggestions?
Want my Paypal address?
 

WineRose

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Though I find the BDF to be as caring and lovely as a nuclear wasteland drenched with poison especially with a certain...thing...I don't know if I can even call it a thread, because a 'thread' would have coherent and sensible discussion...that spawned there recently. I still like to visit it once in a while, as sometimes there is this rare diamond in the rough. And counter-trolling the trolls are fun!

I'll just send them to Meme Land, of course. :)
 

PennEd

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#36
love you back! you are always sweet and kind (better than me)

I did write the poll for fun. I said I was not posting much anymore, but it seems some did not see that and thought I was complaining

I'm not. it would do no good anyway.

Thanks for the kind words. Working on making them true. Not sure I'm always succeeding. I know you're not complaining. Didn't mean to put such a serious spin on it! Sorry.
 

notmyown

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Three answers so far, but no one seems interested in the fine money yet. LOL
one of my sisters? hahaha :D (nah, we're all good, thank God)

srsly, what's wrong with sarcasm again?? i'm confused. if it's done in humor, no one gets hurt because everyone gets it, there's a problem???

my son and a few of his friends were in our living room two weeks ago, bemoaning the Social Security crisis, pyramid upside down, etc.
i patted my son's arm and said, 'dear, we're dying as fast as we can.'

his buddies cracked up. it was sarcasm, but i don't think it hurt anyone.
 
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sevenseas

Guest
#38
LOL Honestly! I tried that yesterday. Did you know I am sarcastic, have a no-lady spirit, didn't provide any scripture to support my theory, (and honestly, this was said after posting the first three verses of 1 Cor. 13), and I'm not a teacher either?

Okay, you probably do know all that, (except maybe you are as confused as I am on how my no-lady has become a spirit), but after just posting 1 Cor. 13:1-3? Yeesh!

I think this is too funny that even that was tried, but didn't work.
yeah

I read some of that nonsense

exactly the type of inspiration that created my 'humorous' poll

I feel about 800 years old knowing that was a serious reply to you
 
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#39
one of my sisters? hahaha :D (nah, we're all good, thank God)

srsly, what's wrong with sarcasm again?? i'm confused. if it's done in humor, no one gets hurt because everyone gets it, there's a problem???

my son and a few of his friends were in our living room two weeks ago, bemoaning the Social Security crisis, pyramid upside down, etc.
i patted my son's arm and said, 'dear, we're dying as fast as we can.'

his buddies cracked up. it was sarcasm, but i don't think it hurt anyone.
Close to tears laughing over that one. Sounds like something Mom would have said too.

Ah, man! My ribs hurt from laughing. LOL
 
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sevenseas

Guest
#40
Although I do have many very pointed opinions and definite beliefs, I am probably the least "serious" person in our whole congregation. (You can ask *Tourist* and *JesusLives* if you need verification.)

defensive much? (jking)

I took one of those 'this is your personality' polls for a joke that a friend on fb had posted

turns out I am a comedian

my husband gave me a funny look and started laughing. he thinks I'm funny even when I'm not trying to be

oh well. better than making people cry I guess