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Ive got a lovely bunch of Coconuts
There they are a standing in a row
Big ones small ones
One as big as your head
Just give a twist a flick of your wrist
Thats what the showman said
Ive got a lovely bunch of coconuts
Everyone is bound to make you rich
Here comes me wife
The idol of me life
Singing Roll a bowl a bowla
Penny a pitch
Rolla bowla bowl a Penny a pitch
Rolla bowla bowl a Penny a Pitch
Here comes me wife the idol of me life
Singing bowl a bowler bowl
A penny a pitch
There they are a standing in a row
Big ones small ones
One as big as your head
Just give a twist a flick of your wrist
Thats what the showman said
Ive got a lovely bunch of coconuts
Everyone is bound to make you rich
Here comes me wife
The idol of me life
Singing Roll a bowl a bowla
Penny a pitch
Rolla bowla bowl a Penny a pitch
Rolla bowla bowl a Penny a Pitch
Here comes me wife the idol of me life
Singing bowl a bowler bowl
A penny a pitch
clean story
A man goes into a Bar and orders three Beers
He sits down and drinks all three of them
He then goes back and orders three more
The Barman says you know you would be
better off ordering one at a time because
the Beers will go flat if you leave them
The man replies I order three at a time
because my two Brothers are serving
overseas and the three Beers remind me
of the times we all sat in a Bar and drank
together.
One day the man comes in and orders just two Beers
The Barman and customers think the worst
The Barman offers the man his condolences for the loss of
his Brother The man replies Oh no ones died. My wife and I joined
a strict Baptist Church and I have given up drinking. My Brothers
havent given up though.
A man goes into a Bar and orders three Beers
He sits down and drinks all three of them
He then goes back and orders three more
The Barman says you know you would be
better off ordering one at a time because
the Beers will go flat if you leave them
The man replies I order three at a time
because my two Brothers are serving
overseas and the three Beers remind me
of the times we all sat in a Bar and drank
together.
One day the man comes in and orders just two Beers
The Barman and customers think the worst
The Barman offers the man his condolences for the loss of
his Brother The man replies Oh no ones died. My wife and I joined
a strict Baptist Church and I have given up drinking. My Brothers
havent given up though.
C
To guys go do a walk in the desert. To add some character, let's say our guys are Mexicans. Is there a desert in Mexico area? No idea.... Well, our two good men went for a walk.... (As you do if you want to go for a walk!) One grabbed an old car door to bring with him. The other asked him why.
"If it gets too hot I can wind down the window" he replied.
"No. It doesn't work. Leave it here" said the first man.
They set off and were enjoying their walk. They walked for a couple of hours and a sandstorm came. The only thing to do was to stop and wait and try to cover themselves. Thoughts of the car door sprang to mind, but they were stuck without it.
Eventually the sandstorm subsided and they were able to brush themselves down. The only problem was that everything looked different!
"Even our footsteps have gone!" Exclaimed the second man.
They could do with getting back so they had an idea. If they kept walking straight ahead they would bound to reach somewhere.
Though one did come up with the rule of location "Wherever you go, there you are" so in theory one can't get lost.
But the other said"Yes you can....We are lost because we dont know where here is!"
Well, they kept walking... They were finding it so hot and they had no water....
Then the first said "I'm not going any further."
The second went up the next rise and looked..... "Hey" he shouted. I can see a tree!" "Its a bacon tree" as he started running towards the tree......hearing the sound of his friends voice "There's no such thing as a bacon tree.... Its a mirage" ...
Meanwhile his friend got up and started to climb the rise and saw his friend about to grab a strip of bacon from the tree... His friend fell to the ground as he was shot in the leg from an unknown location...
"Go back" his friend shouted...."Its not a bacon tree...Its a ham bush!"
I hope you enjoyed the short story of our friends adventure....
"If it gets too hot I can wind down the window" he replied.
"No. It doesn't work. Leave it here" said the first man.
They set off and were enjoying their walk. They walked for a couple of hours and a sandstorm came. The only thing to do was to stop and wait and try to cover themselves. Thoughts of the car door sprang to mind, but they were stuck without it.
Eventually the sandstorm subsided and they were able to brush themselves down. The only problem was that everything looked different!
"Even our footsteps have gone!" Exclaimed the second man.
They could do with getting back so they had an idea. If they kept walking straight ahead they would bound to reach somewhere.
Though one did come up with the rule of location "Wherever you go, there you are" so in theory one can't get lost.
But the other said"Yes you can....We are lost because we dont know where here is!"
Well, they kept walking... They were finding it so hot and they had no water....
Then the first said "I'm not going any further."
The second went up the next rise and looked..... "Hey" he shouted. I can see a tree!" "Its a bacon tree" as he started running towards the tree......hearing the sound of his friends voice "There's no such thing as a bacon tree.... Its a mirage" ...
Meanwhile his friend got up and started to climb the rise and saw his friend about to grab a strip of bacon from the tree... His friend fell to the ground as he was shot in the leg from an unknown location...
"Go back" his friend shouted...."Its not a bacon tree...Its a ham bush!"
I hope you enjoyed the short story of our friends adventure....
J
Why you little so and so....!!! I downloaded it about a month ago, playing it like crazy... What do they say about great minds?
SIGH and I thought I was the only clever one on this site
SIGH and I thought I was the only clever one on this site