Funny things that people say and do

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mailmandan said:
I was at a BBQ restaurant the other day standing at the counter waiting on my order when a customer (who knew the cashier) walked up and was asked by the cashier how they were doing and the customer replied, "just like you, I am living the dream." The cashier replied back, with eyes bugged out, " I don't know about that!" :D
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Dream? What dream? Nobody told me about a dream...
 
Sometimes i wake up and think Jesus came because the house looks radiant and there's nobody in there. So i'm the funny person.
 
Any time when I'm just enjoying myself in school with me and my computer and a classmate who I barely know just randomly pops by and says "Hey Sonia! How are you doing?"

I just say "Uhhh...(Shoot, they caught me off guard!!! What do I have to say to make them satisfied?!) I'm...uh...fine."

Then that other classmate says "That's great!" and walks off.

Me: "(Huh? That's it? Really?) Oh...sure..."

This has happened to me soooo many times with soooo many different people. :/
 
I got to read the other posts yet, but i didnt realize snoring was so funny... until i heard son snore in person and i laughed and laughed in the wee hours of the morning. We didnt know what, how to deal with that one night, we just closed their door.
 
When someone you don't know randomly asks"wanna date my friend"?
 
Someone eating bacon and eggs then an hour later fixing a can of beef stew saying "I'm about half dead".
 
Fenner said:
I think the being equally yolked saying is really important. If you’re a Christian and your spouse isn’t, it can be difficult. Not saying it’s impossible but could be a hard road.

It it takes two people to raise Children and run a house. Also make sure to make time just for you and your spouse, pray together, talk everyday. Communicate, communicate and communicate. LINK
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equally yolked: When two brainiac eggheads fall in love. :)
 
we have, to our despair and heartache, discovered that many people
would rather lie than tell the Truth...:eek:
 
People expect people to jump over them and i don’t know beat them up or something. :)
 
God always expects me to say when it happens: i ran out of meds but i’ll be getting them today.
 
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