The Terrible Advice Thread

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Open your car doors while in the middle of going through a car wash. That way the inside will be as clean as the outside.

#killtwobirdswithonestone

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I've noticing a lot of Calvinists posting in the Terrible Advice Thread.


Now, I'm not saying there's necessarily a connection...


: )
 
Put a full glass perrier bottle in your freezer for about 3 hours and you will have a fascinating surprise!
 
Try to eat skittles with icecream and the camdy will be extra soft and chewy.
 
Leave a cup of coca cola soda sitting around the house for about a whole day and then wash it out because it should be quick to clean after waiting so long.
 
Wear a hoody through out a hot day at school or crowded location and don't expect to sweat!
 
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Never take a shower only wash your hands and feet because they get filthy every day and need to be cleaned don't ponder what that stench is because after all you are clean,no need to over think getting clean!
 
An apple a day keeps the doctor away so you understand then send a doctor 365 apples one at a time per day in the mail so that you never get sick and so then don't need a doctor!
 
In order to never have to do laundry buy a new outfit every day so that when you take a bath or shower you always have a clean set of clothes to wear and it saves you money!
 
Leave conditioner on your hair for an extra soft silky finish.

Skating boarding is easy. Just get on your board and skate off an outdoor staircase...you'll look super cool!

When she doesn't answer your text, keep calling and texting...this will show her how you really feel.

To not dirty a bowl, mix cereal and milk on your spoon. Just put a few pieces of cereal and then add the milk to the spoon.

Ladies, if he's the one not answering your text, maybe he's lost! You should probably go look for him. He needs you now more than ever! There are apps for phones where you can track your boyfriend/girlfriend down.

If you find a puppy that's super cute, keep it and don't bother looking for its owners. After all, they were the ones who lost it... right?
 
Always smush clothing into dressers drawers instead of folding them because you create more space and get less wrinkled clothes that way!
 
maxwel said:
I've noticing a lot of Calvinists posting in the Terrible Advice Thread.


Now, I'm not saying there's necessarily a connection...


: )
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Tell an Arminian to exegete a passage of scripture correctly.

#BadandDangerousAdvice
#GrannyGetyergun
 
WineRose said:
The best way to get attention on this site is to post about you supporting the beating of women!!! :)
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or alternatively telling people that you are phychic yet need money to make predictions oh yeah that gets "good" attention!
 
joefizz said:
or alternatively telling people that you are phychic yet need money to make predictions oh yeah that gets "good" attention!
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Yeah, and another effective method is to flood whole forums with threads asking you to phone a certain wizard person or some stuff! Works 101%!
 
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