The Terrible Advice Thread

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Another way to get people's attention is to post an entire post as this...
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I mean it is just so clever and such an expressive way to say something that I'm speechless when talking about it.
 
WineRose said:
Yeah, and another effective method is to flood whole forums with threads asking you to phone a certain wizard person or some stuff! Works 101%!
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and let's not forget the guy that asked women to kik him,I'm sure he's mister popularity to many women by now I mean he was just so smart and nice after all right!?
 
joefizz said:
Another way to get people's attention is to post an entire post as this...
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I mean it is just so clever and such an expressive way to say something that I'm speechless when talking about it.
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Yeah, it moves my heart just as much as a post completely typed in emojis. They're just so...DEEP!!!
 
WineRose said:
Yeah, it moves my heart just as much as a post completely typed in emojis. They're just so...DEEP!!!
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and let's give credit where credit is due on such posts because you just know they are so original just by looking at them!
 
WineRose said:
If you're feeling like you belong in a dumpster and want some good ol' encouragement, then the Not By Works thread is for you!
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and if you want great advice on having an excellent date,visit the thread "how to ruin a date in 4 words" me and a few other people have posted so many helpful tips as to how to make a date romantic!
 
It is always good to wait as long as possible to write an academic paper. Get up at 4 am and start typing on the due day, and you are bound for success. *banging my head in the keyboard*
 
read a book for an hour then tell someone you know all about what it talks about!
 
If pulled over by the police, and they see your eyes are bloodshot and ask "Have you been drinking???" Say back to the officer; "No. But your eyes are glazed, have you been eating donuts?"
 
In order to be known as a good listener seek the attention span of 2 seconds.
 
Always be lazy and slack off every chance you get at a job to get a promotion or simple pay raise,bosses appreciate unproductiveness!
 
Always nod in agreement with everything someone says so as not to cause conflict and know what the person said later on.
 
When washing dry clean only clothes be sure to toss them in a washer on the maximum time limit and then put them in a dryer for the maximum time limit on high heat,and your clothes will turn out so neat you'll hardly recognize them!
 
MultilingualMessenger said:
While you're at it, be sure to show up late every day and dress sloppily! And treat the customers terribly!
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And also be sure to not pay attention to what you are doing with machinery on the job,so as to be able to show that you are a one of a kind great employee,bosses will never forget you!
 
Always make a joke and then laugh at it after telling it,especially if noone laughs at it because that means that people are listening with great anticipation to you.
 
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