scare a date off with 1 phrase!

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I like the color of your gum. (Do you play the trumpet?- I used to have a theory that the trumpet players have better gum because of that the mouthpiece massaged their gum.- That sounded like I lost all chances of being close to being viewed as sane in this forum)


Luckily at CC...

sanity isn't a prerequisite for anything.
 
ok quick detract. You are one of the most sanest people on this site that I know and truly humble and loving.

Ok back to the thread.

I have gums, don’t play the trumpet and have no teeth but I do have

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Thank you! I felt like weeping when I read that.

My ex father-in-law got dentures for his confirmation. He always took them out to make silly jokes with them. I am not sure you meant that or you meant a great big smile. I am sure you have the latter.
 
Thank you! I felt like weeping when I read that.

My ex father-in-law got dentures for his confirmation. He always took them out to make silly jokes with them. I am not sure you meant that or you meant a great big smile. I am sure you have the latter.

I meant both.
I would be like you ex father in law and then would put them back in to give a great big smile.

I truly appreciate you.
 
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I screech like a banshee when singing and I have no rhythm,but I can tune a chainsaw.
 
I knew you were a sandal kind of guy. But I guess you didn't have to tell that. She would have guessed, too. ;-)
no I don't wear sandals either whatever they are because I have to be able to feel my feet.(just being original not honest lol)
 
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Hey good looking. My name is Jon and I'll be the first man in your life to reject your affections, your physical advances, and I'll put you in the friend zone far quicker than you can imagine doing the same to me. So, shall we order supper?
 
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