The Terrible Advice Thread

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There's no urgent need to share the gospel with your family, friends or others. After all, if they're truly good people—like most people are—and they die before being saved you can simply pay a small fee, light a candle, and pray them out of hell's front porch, purgatory. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
 
Did you get a cookie when you joined them?
No, I did not. But I became the witch you see before you today. It all started when I deceived someone, August 2015. I can never forgive myself.

It's alright, my anger will pass in a minute and I will become a weeping mess. I already feel it coming on, I'll stop bugging people here. I don't know why I had the desire to, today. I am a petulant child, no mistake.

Have you ever seen a child not get his way? He rants and raves for a minute.

I'm already sorry.

The good thing about me is people always feel better when I exit the room.
 
No, I did not. But I became the witch you see before you today. It all started when I deceived someone, August 2015. I can never forgive myself.

It's alright, my anger will pass in a minute and I will become a weeping mess. I already feel it coming on, I'll stop bugging people here. I don't know why I had the desire to, today. I am a petulant child, no mistake.

Have you ever seen a child not get his way? He rants and raves for a minute.

I'm already sorry.

The good thing about me is people always feel better when I exit the room.

Dang it! The liars...
 
Use 5 gallons of gas to start your grill next time and be sure to let it fumigate 5 minutes and use a hand held lighter
 
Got a marathon to run ? Make sure to fill up on Taco Bell before the race.... nothing like gastro-intestinal distress to speed you up.